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101. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

oooo i wish !

102. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

ISA has signed up for a lifetime membership of the George W Bush fan club. It comes with signed photo, badges and a promise to agrivate every country in the world

103. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Jase007 has a soft spot for Michael Jackson. Erm, or is that a hard spot

104. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

James tried to join the michael jackson fan club, but we rejected as being too old and they don't take inbreads.

105. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

James tried to join the michael jackson fan club, but we rejected as being too old and they don't take inbreads.

I was rejected because I was straight and not into 12 year old boys

106. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

A rumour that James once tried to shag a Kangaroo, when interviewed by the police he explaing that he "just wanted a jump"

107. Posted by TeflonCDN (Full Member 128 posts) 10y

Showdogs1 is a member of a X-Dressing Dragon Boat Racing team in Ottawa Canada.

Oh Shit, that's true... I should have created an Alias!

108. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

A rumour that James once tried to shag a Kangaroo, when interviewed by the police he explaing that he "just wanted a jump"

I like it!

109. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting s_hoot

I heard that Beerman once sold his soul to the devil for a can of his favorite beer, but after selecting a Keystone Light from the world wide fridge of beers, hell froze over and the devil then went down to Georgia and retired from his wicked ways for he had seen the evil of all evils and knew it could never be topped.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! KEYSTONE LIGHT???? AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH..............but I suppose it's a good substitute for bottled water.......hhmmmmmm

It's true, Hell would freeze over..........the Devil would simply fade away........the whole balance of good vs. evil would come undone and all life on Earth would cease to be..........

Rumor has it that s_hoot was nearly beaten to death by angry british hooligans for mentioning Shiner Bock in public.....

110. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Beerman's real name is Armen Tanzarian and he's wanted in 54 different countries for Naked Bongo Playing(tm) and a mysterious string of Elvis Sightings in Cornflake bowls that could be traced back to his toilet visits.
He was also accused to have breached the Geneva convention by showing people nude pictures of Oprah Winfrey and Gilbert Godfrey!
He spends his life on the run and has his face appears repeatedly on milk packs.
If you happen to see him, don't try to arrest him. He will be armed with a fully loaded Isadora and won't hesitate to use her! Stay calm and alert immediately your nearest Bird Observation Centre or Tree Surgeon!
Latest news are that George W. Bush(tm) has ordered to use nuclear warheads to eliminate Beermanism!
And don't forget to buy the Official G.W. Bush Bible - all pictures and you can colour them in yourself! 50% of the revenue will go to the Bush Themepark in Guantanamo Bay.

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