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1021. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Pardus is the leader of SPECTAR and is not only looking to steal all the xmas presents in the world, but is also rumoured to be conspiriting to overthrow the toothfairy and fairy godmother to optain complete world domination. the easter bunny and that silly rabit from the Trix cereal are rumoured to be next in line.

1022. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Pardus and Beerman have been foiled by Dangermouse (mikeyboab). He has tied them up to a carrot at the end of his garden.

1023. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 bought a can of Raid in preparation for his upcoming WWE special with Dangermouse, titled "Where there's cheese, there's a way." Dangermouse is aparently preparing for the televised bout by eating tons of Jarlsburg in the hopes that the smell alone will warrant a TKO.

1024. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Dangermouse has decided that Jarlsburg was a bit too mild and has opted for a mix of year old Lindburger and Knight's Vale. Jase was seen buying a case of Glade's Mountain Spring air freshener to be used as a back-up defensive weapon.

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Rumor has it that Pardus and Beerman have gnawed their way through the carrot allowing for their escape. Last seen, they were digging a tunnel from the garden to the local farm store to load up on mouse traps and jars of chunky-style peanut butter.

1025. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

The latest rumours have Dangermouse decked out in a kilt and heckling Jase007 with taunts of "betcha can't guess what's underneath." Unbeknownst to Dangermouse, finding out has been Jase's plan all along.

1026. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Dangermouse has taken up residence along side Tway in a Bears lair in the Falkland Islands settlement of Port Stanley. Tway has been subjected to many toucher's (which she seems to be enjoying a bit too much) in an attempt to reveal the location of her secret stash of smarties.

1027. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Dangerman knows nothing of this "Dangermouse" you refer to as he is too young to have grown up with such childish nonsense.

Dangerman can slam a revolving door.

1028. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Dangerman IS in fact Dangermouse but is very uncomfortable with admitting that. He was known as Dangerman for a long time until a few years back he went to a Mouseparty just out of curiosity. There he got hooked up on cheese and gradually developed an obsession for dressing up as mouse and nibbling on cheese. It is said he's getting violent if he can't get his paws on cheese and has been convicted on numerous occassions for Armed Robbery of Cheeseshops (not Wensleydale's, though, since the shop is famously out of cheese all the time).
He has now burrowed into the vaults of TP where he's constantly battling with Sander over the crumbs of Polly's nuts.
The TP overlords are currently trying to find funds for a 6 foot mousetrap. Due to that current developments on TP may be put on hold until the Cheese-Eating Foe has been vanquished.

1029. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

No mouse trap can hold Dangerman . . . Dangerman is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

1030. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Quoting mikeyBoab

No mouse trap can hold Dangerman . . . Dangerman is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

DangerMouse-Man does seem to have a a big head, but THAT big??