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1041. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that Beerman has kidnapped Santa and won't release him until the Beers are guaranteed to win the SuperBowl.

Yeah, SO??????? The Bears WILL win the Sooper Bowl this year...it is their destiny. But Christ, you should see the Fat Man eat.....he's putting Phil to the test....

Rumor has it that the Parramatta Eels have reserved box seats at the Sooper Bowl in Miami just to learn how to play better ball...they'll be sitting in the same section as Wigan...

1042. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that all TV sets in the northern hemisphere will simultaneously explode on Christmas day, and movie theatres will only play reruns of season 1 of House. According to the good TV doctor, everyone can just go humbug themselves until they stop interrupting perfectly good TV with hours of holiday football.

1043. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

Rumor has it that the Parramatta Eels have reserved box seats at the Sooper Bowl in Miami just to learn how to play better ball...they'll be sitting in the same section as Wigan...

Rumour has it that West Ham are to join them in an effort to avoid relegation.

Rumour has it that the ISA's have had to take over the neighbours farm to feed Phil & Santa.

Rumour also has it that Santa is actually Satan but he's dyslexic and keeps spelling his name wrong.

Rumour has it that England have won a cricket match - Now that's a rumour

1044. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that the Chicago Bears are to change their name to the Chicago Pussy cats after the weekends performance.
Beerman is rumoured to have put forward the "the hangovers".

1045. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that Parramatta actually played this weekends' game against the Packers. They snuck in to the Bears locker room, put on the uniforms and all that padding, put on the helmets (backwards) and played their little hearts out. The coach was at a loss to explain all the backward passes....

Doesn't matter...13-3 still makes the Playoffs!!!!!!!

1046. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that Beerman is to be the new 'chanel' model, the tashed one is said to be overjoyed and remarked "this is the most special thing that could happen to me, it just goes to show that my back, sack and crack waxing the other day was not just enjoyable but also profitable".

1047. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

Jase007 is going on Big Brother 2007.

1048. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting james

Jase007 is going on Big Brother 2007.

Rumour has it that Jase007 is in fact to appear on Celebrity Big Brother 2007 as the imposter - he will try to convince the other contestants that he was in a New-Zealander Boy Band called "Slippy Fingers"; success will guarantee that he will follow in the footsteps of such greats as Chantelle.

1049. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Quoting james

Jase007 is going on Big Brother 2007.

Rumour has it that Jase007 is in fact to appear on Celebrity Big Brother 2007 as the imposter - he will try to convince the other contestants that he was in a New-Zealander Boy Band called "Slippy Fingers"; success will guarantee that he will follow in the footsteps of such greats as Chantelle.

This may not be a rumour........ watch this space ....

1050. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that Jase was last seen rummaging through the trash bins at the local waxing parlor hoping to find a bit of Beerman sack hair. When questioned by police, Jase was overheard to remark "This would have been the crowning piece in my Adoration of the Beerman collection".