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1051. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumours of Jase's admoration of Beerman have proven to be fabricated by the Tashed one. In reality, Beerman who wishes to belong to the "Big fluffy Quiffs" has been posting various rumours to hide this fact.

1052. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

I cannot tell a lie.......what's a big fluffy quiff?

Rumor has it that Rugby Union is investigating the abuse of performance enhancing pantyhose among players and coaches.

1053. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

the Rugby clubs are rumoured to get the idea from the NFL's Chicago team the Bears.

1054. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that beerman was the one that sold the panty hose to the Rugby union. infact, he secretly runs his own panty hose factory underneath the brewery.

1055. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting s_hoot

Rumour has it that beerman was the one that sold the panty hose to the Rugby union. infact, he secretly runs his own panty hose factory underneath the brewery.

Damn, my evil plot has been uncovered!!!!!!

Rumor has it that a certain "Mr. Hoot", address unknown, has been captured by the Wisconsin State Police while fleeing from a local brewery. Under brutal questioning, he confessed that the satchel of queen-sized pantyhose was for his Navy mates, and the bock beer recipe was for Texas...seems you can't get good beer in the Lone Star State

1056. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Breaking News Bulletin:

There has been a jail break in Wisconsin!! The brewery pantyhose bandit has been freed from prison by an unnamed individual. Witnesses claim the man was wearing "Silky Pleasures" queen-sized pantyhose on his head to disguise his face, but his bright white-and-blue t-shirt clearly read "P. Eels knock yer knickers".

Police have set out a dragnet for these two madmen, labeling them as "armed and fashionable".

1057. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that after a careful inspection and verification, the panty hose was found to be actually king-sized. There was only one place identified to be capable of producing such a size - the recently discovered secretly-run panty hose factory underneath a brewery.

Documents found in the factory lead to the discovery of another secretly-operated panty hose factory in the house of an oil engineer in Surrey, UK. Both operators of the two factories have a joint-account that received a standing-order weekly deposits from an accountant in Sydney, Australia. The two factories would take turns every week to deliver the order to Sydney.

The ex-navy serviceman was hired to handle the delivery for the factory underneath the brewery (his earlier confession was found to be a lie, forced by his employer) while a rent-collector in Glasgow, Scotland managed the delivery in the UK as the Sydney accountant had personally requested him to try the panty hose on first before sending it to the courier company.

  • Names are intentionally not mentioned to protect the guilty.
1058. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 9y

Quoting Beerman

seems you can't get good beer in the Lone Star State...

That is actually a well known fact. Bud Light and Miller Time have taken control of most Texans.

Rumour is that Hien is actually a writter for The National Enquirer and is known for such top stories as "Bigfoot Marries the Toothfairy", "Alien Cows from the Planet Zenon", and "The Killer Easter Bunny Chronicles". He is rumoured to be working on a new story involving string cheese and leprechauns.

1059. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that the two "armed and fashionable" madmen, have hatched a plan to dam the entire Grand Canyon and fill it with Guinness. Correspondence has been intercepted regarding the daming of the Canyon, seems they are being advised by an Australian accountant on the financing of the project and a Glaswegian Debt collector on getting the Labour to built the project.

1060. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

You'll never get Labour to build a project like that. Vote Liberal-Democrat!