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1061. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 9y

Apparently Jase007 had spent his entire lifes savings on pantyhose stock the previous year and is now broke since the stock has crashed. The entire company has gone belly up since consumers have discovered the nasty secret how the hose had been made. rumour has it that they were being made out of the leftover byproducts from the brewery and is the reason behind the nasty outbreaks last year.

1062. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that last year's nasty outbreaks, caused by the pantyhose manufacturing, has been debunked. Seems the real culprit was a UMUC student (who shall remain nameless until the family has been notified). Said student was found to have an "unusual" number of "undergarment pantyhose" disguised as dorm room furniture. When asked how he had accumulated such a collection, said student replied, "Hey, I'm from Texas!!" The arresting officers were reported as just looking at each other oddly since neither had been to Texas and did not realize the "size" of this comment.

1063. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that OT has been used for serious conversations since my enforced work spell

1064. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that Jase was the bad one, keeping the OT forum from becoming the arena of gentlemanly debate it was intended as.

1065. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Rumour has it that Jase was the bad one, keeping the OT forum from becoming the arena of gentlemanly debate it was intended as.

Rumor has it that neither Mikey nor Jase have ever been considered gentleman, but that's debatable. The tarts down in Coppen Gardens had nothing but wonderful things to say about both of them.

1066. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

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Isadora, you've gone quite mad!

1067. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that Isadora will be the next American Idol, her performance was so great the other night (she was the one in the cowboy hat who sang (and moaned)- i belive it was christina aguilara) that William Hung said he shed tears at the sound of such sweet melodies.

1068. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that s_hoot has been accepted as a tribe member for Survivor: Austin. Creator, Mark Burnett, commented that this season's Survivor will be the most grueling yet and will be filmed at the infamous Texas attraction Austin's Park & Pizza. Over the next 30 days, Stephen's brains and brawn will be duly tested at such challenges as miniature golf, bumper boats, arcade games, laser tag and riding the tea cups. Other contestants will include Barney - the Purple Dinosaur, the Teletubbies, and the complete cast of Muppets from Sesame Street. When asked why Stephen was chosen, Burnett stated, "It was his uncanny way of sniffing out the pizza stand blindfolded. The man's nose is amazing!"

1069. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Rumor has it that s_hoot has been accepted as a tribe member for Survivor: Austin. Creator, Mark Burnett, commented that this season's Survivor will be the most grueling yet and will be filmed at the infamous Texas attraction Austin's Park & Pizza. Over the next 30 days, Stephen's brains and brawn will be duly tested at such challenges as miniature golf, bumper boats, arcade games, laser tag and riding the tea cups. Other contestants will include Barney - the Purple Dinosaur, the Teletubbies, and the complete cast of Muppets from Sesame Street. When asked why Stephen was chosen, Burnett stated, "It was his uncanny way of sniffing out the pizza stand blindfolded. The man's nose is amazing!"

Hahahahaha!

Hey, those Tea Cups are no joke! Its too bad I wont be able to test my brains and brawn on the Rio Grande Train, though, I'm a bit tall for it.

[ Edit: Fixed quote ]

1070. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that Beerman has quit supporting the Bears and taken to supporting Beer instead. That way it doesn't matter how often it's bottled he's always onto a winner