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1071. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that Beerman has quit supporting the Bears and taken to supporting Beer instead. That way it doesn't matter how often it's bottled he's always onto a winner

ACK!! ACK!!! ACK!!! Someone get me iodine, please help, my eyes, I need to disinfect my eyes!!!!!!

Oh, wait, did someone mention the Rangers?? New manager, new cheerleaders, new water-boy.....I think I heard where they're moving to Italy, "because the food's better"......

1072. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that Beerman has quit supporting the Bears and taken to supporting Beer instead. That way it doesn't matter how often it's bottled he's always onto a winner

ACK!! ACK!!! ACK!!! Someone get me iodine, please help, my eyes, I need to disinfect my eyes!!!!!!

Oh, wait, did someone mention the Rangers?? New manager, new cheerleaders, new water-boy.....I think I heard where they're moving to Italy, "because the food's better"......

Rumor has it the fans are thrilled. Though the previous cheerleaders had long flowing manes of hair, the new ones will be minus the tail and two front legs.

1073. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 9y

Rumour has it Jase007 and James are in a fierce battle for head cheerleader position.

1074. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting s_hoot

Rumour has it Jase007 and James are in a fierce battle for head cheerleader position.

That's just not true, James couldn't fit into the outfit (who needs a six pack when you can have a keg )

Rumour has it that S_hoot is to appear in the next series of Lost, seems he was searching for a packet of M&M's and wandered onto the set. The producers thought he would be brilliant at the part of the 'little boy lost' role as this is actually what he was

1075. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that Jase actually is lost.

1076. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that Mikey has kidnapped Jase and is holding him hostage in Surrey again. It's reported that Mikey will release Jase as soon as Jase reads him a bedtime story. The release may take awhile as Mikey is undecided which story he wants to hear and Jase has fallen asleep out of sheer boredom.

1077. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that today is Friday everywhere except Scotland, where it is actually last Tuesday. Scots will be required to repeat the last workweek-and-a-half to completion, plus any overtime to make up for lost production. It's also rumoured that most of Scotland will be experiencing a month of Mondays throughout March.

1078. Posted by Ahila (Inactive 1529 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that mikeyBoab is so workaholic that he works in Scotland from monday-friday and then flys over to the Middle East to work during saturday and sunday, when the week starts there. (He is now on the British Air flight to Dubai)

1079. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

It's actually next Tuesday in Scotland Tway, so ha ha, it's only three days till the weekend.

1080. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that Scotland has been ceeded to the Italians.
Seems this was the outcome of a recient rugby game where Italy won their first ever six nations match outside of Rome.

Mikey is said to be very happy with the prospect of having one over the English, as now he can at least proclaim that they are football world champions (something that would never otherwise have happened).

Beerman is rumoured to have been seen on TV running the New York marathon wearing a Miami Dolphins NFL shirt singing the Canadian national anthem.