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1091. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that wouterr is hunting down the last penguin on earth in a misguided attempt to eat its wings as an aphrodediac. Rumour also has it that half the TP men are following close behind to catch the penguin first.

1092. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that the last penguin, is heading to L.A. to hire the A-Team, so that it is save from the vengeance of Wouterrr.

It seems that it was one of Wouterrr's own staffmembers from his coffeeshop, that was closed last week (the press statement said because business was bad, the coffeeshop went bankrupt), but rumours keep surfacing that Wouterrr was in fact eating his own staff. When Rudolph the bluenosed penguin found out, it was already too late for his colleagues. As Rudolph was always sent to the far corners of this Earth to deliver coffee, he wasn't aware of the trouble back home. When arriving back to the Coffeeshop in Holland, Rudolph was tipped by the Easter bunny, that there was something fishy going on in the coffeeshop, from out of nowhere, it seemed that all the penguins were replaced, by Parrots, to help the guests at the take-away coffeeshops, and that the deliveries were now made pigeons (it seems that Wouterrr hoped, that people would not discover the difference, and hoped that customers assumed that misheared the lady on the telephone, when she told them, that the coffee, would be delivers by a penguin a.s.a.p.), Of course nobody can fool the Easter bunny, so she noticed that something strange was going on, just before the return of Rudolph, the bluenosed penguin. So she waited at the trainstation, to intercept Rudolph, and to discuss the situation.

They were looking at a couple of options, but decided to hire the A-Team. It was decided that Rudolph was to take the first plane to L.A. to meet with an old Chinese guy. In the mean time Wouterrr was still waiting on the return of Rudolph, and when he called Rudolph on his mobile phone, Rudolph tried to explain to Wouterrr, that the bridge was opened and that he would return a little later than planned. But Wouterrr didn't fall for his lie, and called him a liar, and asked him if he was betraying him, with somebody else. At that point something strange happened, Wouterrr had a thought (if that isn't strange, then I don't know what is).

After that moment of privat self reflection, Wouterrr decided to go to his computer, and to look up where the penguin was hiding. (what the penguins, didn't know was that Wouterrr had implanted a GPS-chips into the tail of every one of the penguins). In his mind it was clear that Rudolph was aware of what had happened at the coffeeshop, and wasn't returning. With the knowledge, that Rudolph was in town, and with his GPS homing device Wouterrr hit the streets, and found the café, where Rudolph was talking to the Easter bunny. Wouterrr, who by now was afraid that Rudolph knew too much, decided he needed to kill the penguin there and then. As the café didn't seem to be very busy, he planned to storm in, and to hit Rudolph with a heavy iron bar, hoping to kill the penguin. It was a shame that in this it was not possible to penguin-nap the penguin, and to return him to the coffeeshop, to butcher him.

When Wouterrr was ready to storm the café, he did put his stockings (were he got them nobody knows) over his head, and to trash the frontdoor of the café. When he did the noise was loud, and all the guests were stunned, except for the Easter bunny, she told Rudolph to run, while she was trying to stop Wouterrr. It was the Easter bunny who won the first round, when she took a bite out of Wouterrr's left ear. But when she was making fool out of Wouterrr, and calling him names (like Vincent) he took a swing at the Easter bunny, at first he missed and when the Easter bunny least expected it she was hit, by a slice backhand, that made an end to the life of the Easter bunny, with a beautiful topspin, she ended up in the flowers, that were standing in one corner of the café, ending a carreer, that had spanned decades of expressionist egg painting.

In the meantime, Rudolph had managed to escape the café, ditch the implanted transmitter in the loo (by biting off a piece of the tail), and fled from the café, by squeezing himself thru the little window, above the toilets, and now was underway to Schiphol airport, to catch a flight to L.A. to try to contact Hannibal, B.A. Face and Murdock. When Rudolph got to Schiphol, and booked a flight to L.A. He was reporting everything that happened to him that day on his blog at www.penguinspoint.com. This drew the attention of a lot of regulars on that site, they decided it was time to help Rudolph, and decided to head for Schiphol. Of course this also drew the attention of Wouterr, who was already back home trying to work out his next step. He decided also to drive to Schiphol Airport.

He was lucky to have a fast car that could take him there fast (well it is a fast car, if it would have been a slow car, it would have brought him there slow, but why am I telling you that ... ) it was a fast car he had bought at the time that the business was still going great, and the cash was rolling in, and from before he ate his first penguin, a big fat Penguin called Elvis, that he roasted. In his hurry to get to Schiphol, he didn't noticed that near Utrecht he overtook a van, with 15 PP members (of which 10 are also TP members). They all voted and it was decided 9 to 6 to chase Wouterrr as fast as was possible with this van. Soon all they could see were the taillights of the Audi TT, driven by Wouterrr, but they knew that he was heading for Schiphol, and the knew that Wouterrr had to park his car, and they could jump out, with 14, and leave the parking to Mel and continue the chase at Schiphol. At least that was the plan.

With Rudolph, waiting for his flight to be boarded, and Wouterrr entering Schiphol to search for the last penguin. It was at that same moment, that the van, stopped outside, and 14 PP (9 TP)-members rushed out to search for Wouterrr. At this point Tway, was inbetween flights returning from Vienna, and changing flights to return home, when she first saw Rudolph, a couple of minutes later saw Wouterrr (although he was barely recognisable), and closely after seeing him, she saw a large group entering the building out of which she immediately regonized some as TP-members. In a flash she realised the penguin, Wouterrr and the group of TP-members were connected somehow. When flying home she had all the time in the world to think it over, and was 100% sure, that Wouterrr intented to eat the penguin (100% right) because penguins are an aphrodisiac (well almost, nobody knows this, but penguins are highly addictive, so after only eating one, you can be hooked on penguins for live ... in fact penguins, are more addictive than heroine). Convinced she had all the information, she got to the TP-forum ... didn't work on her blog, to tell everybody how good her time in Vienna was, but posted a rumour, about Wouterrr chasing a penguin, and Wouterr being chased by half the men on TP. (Well, she saw that right, but only because Mel was parking the car, and ended up in a heavy metalbar in Hamburg, hoping to meet the stripper she saw a few weeks earlier.)

But then again ... it's only a rumour.

[ Edit: Edited on Mar 23, 2007, at 6:25 PM by Herr Bert ]

1093. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting Herr Bert

Rumour has it that the last penguin, is heading to L.A. to hire the A-Team, so that it is save from the vengeance of Wouterrr.

It seems that ...

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... but posted a rumour, about Wouterrr chasing a penguin, and Wouterr being chased by half the men on TP. (Well, she saw that right, but only because Mel was parking the car, and ended up in a heavy metalbar in Hamburg, hoping to meet the stripper she saw a few weeks earlier.)

But then again ... it's only a rumour.

Rumour has it that Herr Bert has lost it, and the above rumour would have been longer if not because of the limit on the characters in a single post.

1094. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

herr bert....
Enjoyed every part of your story
and....its not a rumour, its all true

1095. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

One thing I don't get! where does that easter bunny come from, and what does he want!!

1096. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

the A-team always uses a lot of shooting action, but at the end they never hit somebody. Is it just me or are they just louzy with weapons?

B.A Baracus is cool though. Hannibal aways has great plans. I don't get why they always escape that easy from the militairy police. I mean come on. The militairy police in USA must be a bunch of retarded mentals with post traumatic stress syndrome. Or is that also just me..

Even a penguin could catch the A-team...

But again, all of this, ofcourse is a rumour....

Rumour is also that Jase007 and mickeyboab didn't pass the screentest for the role of "Murdoch" of the A-team. Mickey was closest actually (got until the last four, sorry Mikey)

[ Edit: Edited on Mar 24, 2007, at 9:01 AM by wouterrr ]

1097. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Quoting Hien

Quoting Herr Bert

Rumour has it that the last penguin, is heading to L.A. to hire the A-Team, so that it is save from the vengeance of Wouterrr.

It seems that ...

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...
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... but posted a rumour, about Wouterrr chasing a penguin, and Wouterr being chased by half the men on TP. (Well, she saw that right, but only because Mel was parking the car, and ended up in a heavy metalbar in Hamburg, hoping to meet the stripper she saw a few weeks earlier.)

But then again ... it's only a rumour.

Rumour has it that Herr Bert has lost it, and the above rumour would have been longer if not because of the limit on the characters in a single post.

Rumour has it that Herr Bert, was too tired to continue, and in need of some sleep. (check the time of posting, and calculate it back to CET).

1098. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that Herr Bert has been arrested for exposure and rude conduct with a lampost.

1099. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that Herr Bert suffered a bout of magic mushroom toxicity and was actually hosptialized after completing his rumor. Seems he thought the whole ordeal was real and he was Rudolph. While waiting for the A-Team to rescue him from the psych ward, he was able to steal all of the other patient's meds and swallowed them by the handfuls. Last seen he was spinning around in circles from a ceiling fan he had tied himself to and thought he was Peter Pan flying to Neverland.

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Rumor has it there has been a penguin revolt and Wouter was abducted. Last seen, he was floating on an ice berg with a very hungry polar bear as his traveling companion.

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Rumor has it that Mikey and Jase are no longer on speaking terms as Jase would not share his wheel of Jarlburg Swiss with Mikey. A tug-o-war ensued and both have their fingers tightly caught in the holes of the cheese. Rescuers have been unable to separate the two as they can't stop laughing long enough to cut the cheese in half. When asked to comment, both Jase and Mikey (with mouths full of cheese) replied, "Gmwe jesd dkslr eiskd!!!"

1100. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it Isa has been sniffing the lid of apple juice bottle and as a consequence is now in a constant state of ranting drunkeness.