James was found half dead, floating around in a row boat in the middle of the Tasman Sea. When asked what he was doing there, he replied: "Looking for my lost shaker of salt!" Seems James didn't realize that Margaritaville was just a state of mind... Rescuers took a vote and then promptly sailed away - leaving James floating adrift.
Did I wake up on a tropical island surrounded by a bevvy of bikini wearing babes?
Rescuers have, once again, found James. His row boat had run aground on Chimp Island. As the rescuers explained that they would be taking James back to civilization, he grabbed the two closest chimpanzees and gleefully replied: "I not going anywhere without Muffy and Bambi! They are the most beautiful women I have ever seen in all my life! With that, the rescuers once again took a vote and then promptly sailed away - leaving James on the beach with his "bevy of beautiful babes".
Apparently Tway and Isa have part time jobs at Hooters!
So that was you sitting in the corner!! Where is our tip money???? T is saving up to enlarge her "assets" and you're not contributing to the cause. Shame on you! Probably spending it all on Muffy and Bambi, aren't you!
James was spotted at the local zoo trying to squeeze a large female gorilla through the bars of her cage. When questioned, Mr. James explained that he's nigh on 40 and it's about time he settled down with someone who could make him a decent veggemite sandwhich.
Rumour has it that Tway is a transexual nun, jouned the nunnery as she has always loved the penguin dress
Jase007 is applying to legally change his name to "I lost my bollix in a poker game" after losing to Mad-Dog Beerman in a game of How Much Guinness Can You Drink Before Putting on Isa's Clothes and Attempting to Seduce the Cat.
Just happens that Tway actually won that game and is waiting on Isa to perform the cutting deed.
Jase was found floating face down in a vat of Guinness. He was wearing Isa's little black dress and white straw hat. Guess he won't be having it cleaned anytime soon...
Jase007 tried to blame it on the shrinkage factor, but past exploits claim that's the full extent of the issue.
Isa is actually from Mexico, she smuggled herself accross the boarder into the US in a barrel of Tequila.
James was spotted at the local zoo trying to squeeze a large female gorilla through the bars of her cage. When questioned, Mr. James explained that he's nigh on 40...
Nigh on 40..... this coming Friday actually