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1121. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting beavis

Rumour has it that im getting laid soon...
Hope it true.

Rumour has it bevis is to be laid on the greens at Wimbledon Common.

1122. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Rumour has it a certain New Zealander will be buying binoculars and heading out for a leisurely "stroll" around Wimbeldon Common.

1123. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that a Canadian 'lady' has been signed up for a new job as 'Town Nagger', this is due to her fantastic nagging abilities

1124. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that a Canadian 'lady' has been signed up for a new job as 'Town Nagger', this is due to her fantastic nagging abilities

Hey - don't knock my talents!

1125. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it Beerman is the love child of Rudolf Von Zeppelin - the great bearded beer brewer from Munich

1126. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it Beerman is the love child of Rudolf Von Zeppelin - the great bearded beer brewer from Munich

hmmm, I thought the von Zeppelin family was from Friedrichshafen.

1127. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that Tway's nightly bath in Maple Syrup have been interupted by the headlines on the local TV that the maple syrup crop for this year has failed.

Hearing this, she paniced and is experimenting with honey (though living beside a bee hive is making this a painful operation)

1128. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that Jase007 went on a destructive rampage after the 10th person in a row asked him where the kiwis were at the local fruit market where he worked. Shouting "It's kiwi fruit, you morons" and "you want a kiwi? here's a kiwi!" and pointing rudely at his trosers, Jase007 proceeded to knock over an apple cart and lob naval oranges out the window at passing cars. When reached for comment, Mrs. Jase007 said "I knew he was touchy, but I though he liked fruits."

1129. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Wouter is the TP terrorist.;)

1130. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it Tway is addicted to fruit-loop's in an attempt to become "you are what you eat"