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121. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Ok...gotta make up for lost time:

According to certain Jewish scholars, if you take every 47th word in the DaVinci Code, fed it through a Ruttan Kuta polynomial regression algorithm, then placed the results on a 1999 by 1999 you'll get "Peter Sam I Am Point of Travel" spelt backwards over and over again!

The rumour on USENET is that the popular internet news group alt.deviant.lentil.sex.toys is to be renamed soc.brendans.every.sunday.

(this next is a repost from a chat)

According to Chicago police records, the reason Beerman and Isadora's fish farm failed was that they accidentally set their barn on fire through careless smoking, they deep fried 1300 trout.

Psssttt....Rraven just received a shipment of Swiss chocolates...and there goes CC...oops !!

During one drunken night in Dublin, Neal admitted to Pardus that the only reason Tway is dating Neal is that he does a great rendition of "Hey Jude" when he's in that special "mood" ;)

122. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Q-Tip told me that he was abducted by aliens and was subjected to a "physical examination". Apparently he wants it to happen again.

123. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

Quoting james

Q-Tip told me that he was abducted by aliens and was subjected to a "physical examination". Apparently he wants it to happen again.

James told me that one of the aliens was him, and that he loves the physical examination a lot - his favourite job so far.

124. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

I hear that Hien has just bought an alien outfit and a pair of rubber gloves

125. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

Quoting james

I hear that Hien has just bought an alien outfit and a pair of rubber gloves

Jase asked me to buy them. He was very interested in it after I told him what you did.

126. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

So apparently, Mrs. james is trying to keep the fact from her husband that their newborn, Eloise, got up the other night and danced a little jig before crawling quietly back to bed. Ripley's Believe It or Not! is investigating, so now everyone knows, except for james of course.

127. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

I hear through the grape vine that Sam I Am got a PM from Hien the other day. He's complaining that everyone is calling him "the Mad Moderator", and wants it to stop, or else he's going to stop logging on !!

128. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting james

Quoting tway

James was spotted at the local zoo trying to squeeze a large female gorilla through the bars of her cage. When questioned, Mr. James explained that he's nigh on 40...

Nigh on 40..... this coming Friday actually

Well, that would explain the gorilla then. ;)

Happy upcoming Birthday!

129. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that James's 40th isn't the first time he has passed that mark in life, his wasteline hit that many years ago

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Rumour has it that Hien used to be a canadian mounty. But got the sack when caught in a lewid act with a fellow mounty. When questioned, he replied "A mounty always gets his man"

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[ Edit: Edited at Jun 3, 2006 2:47 PM by Jase007 ]

130. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 watches re-runs of Baywatch whilst wearing his little brother's pair of bright orange budgie-smugglers

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