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171. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Claiming to be studying real estate, Isa is actually plotting a secret mission to climb Montreal's Mount Royal backwards while whistling "Closer my God to Thee" and juggling maked flaming dwarfs. When reached for comment at Martini time yesterday, Isa exclaimed "Haven't anysh of yoush had a dweam? Take thish olive, I don wann'it."

172. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Jase is really Barry Manilow's love child.

173. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Claiming to be world's biggest CCR fan, Jase007 has been singing "There's a bathroom on the right" to the tune of Bad Moon on the Rise. When questioned, Jase007 claimed that "everyone has to go sometimes."

174. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Pardus was sighted on top of Mount Royal, demanding the return of his "maked" flaming dwarfs (dwarves) or he would confiscate all of the cocktail onions. Isa was seen grabbing jars of the delicacies and shoving them into her Louis Vittuon satchel for safekeeping. After a martini refill, she was heard to say: "Twake thwat, you waskely wabbit perthon you!"

175. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Tway and a "maked" flaming dwarf were seen entering a wedding chapel in Vegas. The ceremony was cut short when she passed gas (from all the poutine) a little too close to the groom. The blast took out the MGM Grand, Bali's, and the Bellagio.

176. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Tway and a "maked" flaming dwarf were seen entering a wedding chapel in Vegas. The ceremony was cut short when she passed gas (from all the poutine) a little too close to the groom. The blast took out the MGM Grand, Bali's, and the Bellagio.

Ha! You've no idea. Our code for such adventures in Italy was called "I'm off to visit Fartola".

177. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Tway (Tina) is rumoured to be seeing a dwarf.
She has an obsession for tiny things

178. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Tway is rumoured to have considered dating Jase007, but claimed "some things are too tiny even for me."

179. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

A rumour that T and Isa on medical examination were discovered to have intelligence,

But we all know thats not true, so it must be a rumour.....

180. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Tway is rumoured to have considered dating Jase007, but claimed "some things are too tiny even for me."

The reference being Tway's Breasts ;)

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