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181. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting tway

Tway is rumoured to have considered dating Jase007, but claimed "some things are too tiny even for me."

The reference being Tway's Breasts ;)

182. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Rraven and Tway were siamese twins, seems that they shared a brain. So when the surgery to seperate them was performed they only 1/2 a brain cell each ;)

183. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Australia is to declare itself a republic. It will have an official title of:

"The great big island with the hopping animals and all the poisonous spiders and reptiles where the sun always shines the beer is shite but we have long beaches and BBQ's, a big poofta parade (home grown queens, not german/brits)and has a big rock in the middle of nowhere, or Aus for short"

They were toying with the title "The big island near the sheep shagging one where they filmed the Lord of the Rings", but this was deemed to easy for the americans to find.

184. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it Jase has been "born again" and has elected himself pope. His first official act was to change the sacramental wine to pints of Guinness, and he will be hearing all confessions himself. Spankings will replace Hail Marys and Wednesday night bingo will be replaced by rousing games of PassOut.

185. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

James was spotted in the Oryx enclosure at the zoo.

186. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Despite their apparant rivalry, I've heard that James and Jase are deeply in luuurve, and plan to run away together to Namibia and adopt some baby Oryx. I wonder what their names will be?

187. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Clara has been obsessed with James for many years, one rumour says that there is a court injunction out to prevent her being within 10,000 miles of him with a pair of handcuffs .

p.s. the names are "Nuclear Pussy" and "Catflap"

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 8, 2006 6:37 AM by Jase007 ]

188. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Jase desperatly wishes he had a stalker, he thought he did one once, turned out it was just the window cleaner trying to collect his money.

189. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Clarabell

Jase desperatly wishes he had a stalker, he thought he did one once, turned out it was just the window cleaner trying to collect his money.

Cheers reminds me, I haven't paid him for 4 months!!!

But the rumour flying around the press room of the Daily Sport, has Clara is to appear in the daily sport verion of Big Brother "big Banging" ;)

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 8, 2006 7:07 AM by Jase007 ]

190. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Following in the steps of so many other celebrity couples (Benifer, Branjolina, TomKat), James and Jase will now be known as Jamse and are currently auctioning off the pics of their 5 adopted Oryx on eBay.

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