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191. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that James once applied for the position of town cryer, when asked why he wanted the job, he replied "I've been told that I could cry for Australia , so Sydney should be a sinch"

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 8, 2006 7:34 AM by Jase007 ]

192. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 was arrested for "ongoing bathroom humour" in a recent crackdown on potty jokes. When asked what drove him to abase himself in such a way, he replied that the bathroom "had always been his favourite room in the house" and gargling bowl water was a great way to enhance his comedic creativity.

193. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Tway is using double standards on this one.
This is taken from the bible that is South Park "senseless violence is OK, but not a Potty mouth", Blame Canada, Blame Canada ;)

194. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Australia and New Zealand are petitioning to become territories of Canada. Seems they are tired of kiwi birds and kangaroos. They are requesting a shipment of moose so they can re-enact old Monty Python skits. Canada is demanding Midnight Oil do covers of Celine Dion songs as payment for said shipment.

195. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Tway won an "I know you are, but what am I" battle of wits against Jase007, whereby the latter fell to the floor in fits of apologies and proceded to promise that he would leave his potty-mouth ways behind him forever. He followed this up with a big cheque and a box of chocolate for Tway, along with a promise to scrub her toilet and do the windows in the spring.

196. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Tway had been taking magic mushrooms and hallucinated when posting the previous rumour

197. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 wants to legally change his name to "kettle" to settle an ongoing lawsuit with one "pot". When asked of his motioves, Jase007 replied that he loves a good soup and how else was he going to pay off his granny's farm in Essex.

198. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

A new rumour (that i'm just starting ;)) has it that a certian somebody from Canada has just signed up to the world championship Chocolate throwing contest. The aim of the contest is to see who can distroy the most chocolate within an hour.

P.s. My Gran is offlimits please

199. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Word on the street is that MikeyBoab is EXREMELY well endowed.

200. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Word on the street is that MikeyBoab is EXREMELY well endowed.

Rumour has it that this is true, he is well endowed in the nose department

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