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231. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Isa is rumoured to be in talks with a famous chatshow regarding her desire to become a Nun of the "i'll never drink again" order.

Beerman will be very distressed to hear this one

232. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Nikki is rumoured to be in talks with the world bank regarding her decision not to go shopping ever again. Seems the world bank is worried the economy of ireland, europe and china could be put into recession by her decision.

233. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 was once caught trying to smuggle a jar of vaseline and a set of golf clubs over the Mexican border. When stopped, he is said to have replied: "What? Can't a man love golf that much?" Reports suggest he is running away from a relationship gone sour with one Dolly the Sheep from Essex, who has 16 lambs from a variety of donors.

234. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Tway is rumoured to be in the next Bond film, as a baddie. Her character is a Female canadian mounty (a bit like the on in Due South), but Bond has refused to sleep with her unless she shaves the beard off.

235. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Nikki actually runs a "coffeehouse" in Amsterdam and the income from the "coffee" sales funds her shopping sprees. It also explains her ever-present case of the munchies.

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Rumor has it Tway is actually giving up her apartment to move back home because she misses playing with her Barbie Hairstyle Salon and Easybake Oven.

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Rumor has it that the Chimps of Chimp Island have set James adrift on a raft. He was last seen wearing a coconut shell bikini and singing the Pina Colada Song to a beach ball.

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Mikey has claimed Ireland in the name of Scotland. No one noticed.

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Pardus has been seen flashing cows up in the highlands. When asked what he was doing, he replied: "I am the God of Hellfire" and quickly ran away.

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Jase has just written a book: Pub Floors I Have Known - A Birdseye View".

236. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 tried to join an ugly competition but was told it was only for amateurs.

237. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that MikeBob has joined up with the highland knitting and sewing club for the over 70's.

238. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Reports are surfacing that one Isadora climbed to the top of the Sears Tower and began shouting "I'm the Queen of the w-" before passing out from sheer fright and landing in a pile of pigeon poo. When asked what drove her to the stunt, she claims she "ran out of martini mix" and that one Beerman "refused to give me a decent foot rub."

239. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that MikeyBob once tried using a bath, but couldn't work out if he was a Rangers or Celtc supporter, so didn't remember if he bathed or not.

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 13, 2006 7:13 AM by Jase007 ]

240. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Hien has been cast for the lead in the stage version of The Princess Bride. He'll be playing the part of Buttercup.

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