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291. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Mikey wears glasses, he has the most short-sighed vision ever recorded. Subsequently his glasses have a magnification of 100,000 times

292. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Too well-endowed to be caught? CCTV footage from the Tesco would suggest that's not quite the case. However, the police are thinking of using the footage on Crimewatch as Mikey's "unusual" appendage makes him easily identifiable.

293. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Rumour has it he managed to pole vault over the walls of Barlinnie Prison to escape to freedom.

294. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

But that was found out be JUST a rumour

295. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 was in the library last weekend - apparently he was told there would be drug tests at work and he wanted to study.

296. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Pretty near the truth on that one. we do have drug tests (hence i don't do them), but in the library? No one is ever going to believe that one

297. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Jase in the Library?
Aw come on, nobody would believe that one!

298. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

I believe that. As Homer Simpsons says: 'That's the library. This is where the hobos go to shave...'

299. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Pardus is the littlest hobo

300. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that MikeyBoab started the coolest thread ever, and the rest of TP conspired against him to extinguish his life-long dream of starting a thread hat everyone could enjoy and ultimately bring about world peace.

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