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31. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Jase007 doesn't really exist. He's just a figment of our imagination brought about through the collective brainwashing by the Overlords of TP.

32. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Reliable sources tell me that Isa is actually nauseated by Martinis and prefers to sit back with a lovely mix of gin and olive juice. With a swizzle stick of lentils.

33. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Jase007 once spent three years engaged to a lovely newfoundland labrador until he had to call the whole thing off after the priest spotted a wagging tail under the wedding dress.

Rumour has it that it wasn't the dog's.

34. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

The Daily Mail reported this morning that Jase007 is NOT working on an "oil" pipeline......the pipe is being built to supply the UK with Bud Light straight from St. Louis.....page 2 news, honest...

35. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Cupcake played the mother in Deliverance.....

36. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

A good friend of the family claims that beerman actually "heightens" his chestwig - adding synthetic layers under the few scrawny originals and teasing the whole thing into a two-foot protrusion. Beerman actually lost most of his chesthair in a tragic fire when he tried to drink too many flaming Sambucas through a straw at once.

37. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

Quoting james

Seriously, that Jase007?

Apparently he's really a 50 year old fat fecking pr*ck who walks around the house in women's clothes and dodgy underwear!!!!

Well, that's what Rraven told me anyway

actually he's 65 and lives in the nursing home, thats how he knows i dance around the walking sticks, but also i'm only 2 ft nothing so its a perfect pole !

Jases favourite outfit is his wonderwoman outfit while serenading young girls with lollipops

38. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Raven says Fred is her 'cat". But, we all know he's a tall Scandanavian. (Psssstttt.... Don't tell Arjan!)

well you know i like tall men and fred does get spoiled rotten and spend most of his time on the bed

39. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

sssshhhh but phil / pardus is really a 17 year old girl from the isle of man who's secretly engaged to her dads best friend but pregnant with twins from her cousin !

[ Edit: Edited at May 31, 2006 6:30 AM by Rraven ]

40. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

gelli / rich has never traveled,wears suits to work by day and works the streets by night to finance the cost of his wife / sheeps field and feed

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