Rumour has it that after the new Irish law, most of the population got out as quick as possible and drank the UK dry, by the time Jase got to the pub there was no drink left !!
Typical paddy's bet they didn't pay for it either!!!
Rumour has it, since all the irish left the island the island itself has risen 10m out of the water.
Rumour has it that Rraven has signed up for breakdancing classes.
This has solved all the problems of rising sea levels, but plunged the South East into further drought.........Oh no all the southerners will coming up North after our supplies of water and cheap housing.
Rumour has it that all the beer from the midland to the boarders with scotland will be re-directed to the south east, in particular the Emma Hamilton, where Jase will test every keg for quality
Rumour has it that the age old Northern tradition of encouraging our whippets to pee in the beer supplied to soft southerners will be revived soon.
There are plenty of other things to drink, even up north.
Rumour has it that England is to be declared a northerner free zone, to make way for all the paddy's that have escaped the lack of booze.
The south east will be declared a southern hemisphere zone, with free 'cold' beer for all those who qualify
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 20, 2006 3:19 AM by Jase007 ]
Rumour has it that the only bra that Jase007 removes is his own
Rumour has it that James wears a bra with a DD cup size, he's usually seen wandering around Kings Cross touting for business in it
Rumour has it tha Jase007 has strange desires about men in bras
Rumour has it that James once enjoyed a romp with a Kangaroo named Skippy, a warrent is out for his arrest for the alledged affair