Hien was cast as Tottles in the remake of Peter Pan but was found backstage sobbing uncontrollably because he had lost all of his marbles. Later he was seen trying to stuff them up his nose and in his ears. When asked what he was doing, he replied: "Obviously they fell out while I was sleeping and I'm just trying to pu them back!" The men in white coats arrived shortly thereafter...
Pardus was last seen in Mongolia flashing a Yeti. He explained it was the only way to make the Yeti smile for his photograph. Rumor has it the Yeti and Phil are living very comfortably in a flat in Ballynacally.
Rumour has it that one of the raccoons that beerman and isa have been singing too has developed a crush on beerman.
reports have it that it is now building a love nest for the happy couple on their roof
There is a whisper that CC has developed an allergy to chocolate.
Cadbury and Nestle's are working together to come up with a cure after their share prices fell by 99%
Rumour has it that James has just landed the job of face for Revlon.
They loved his profile picture and thought his use of make-up was that of a professional.
It has been said that Jase007's application to be the new face of Revlon was rejected in the initial shortlisting.
Jase was rejected by Revlon as they were looking for the 'lady-boy' look. Mikey also got a contract as he has these qualities
Instead, Jase will be appearing as the new covergirl for Horse & Shrimp Fetish Weekly.
James and Mikey have been caught by CCTV camera attempting to carry out and explicit act on the statue in the square. Police are still puzzled to why the expression on the statue's face has changed
Rumour has it that, moments before, Jase had bought a tin of silver-green paint, and while the incident took place, was nowhere to be seen.