Rumour has it that James, Mikey, Tway and Isa tried to apply for the same nurses college as Clarabell. They failed to pass the entrance exam, getting the first question wrong that asked for their full name.
All were gutted as they had already purchased rubber latex nurses uniforms
But I've heard that Mikey has now offered to buy all the uniforms to dress his collection of blow-up dolls. He would like them to bandage him up from top to toe and give him bed baths. Except they never do, since they're just full of air.
Yeah it's true . . .
Rumour has it that Clarabell is really Charles Bell, esq. and has only recently been released from a mental institution where he spent his days dreaming about being a nurse in a latex uniform.
Rumour has it that if you ring up the "Strip-a-Gram Company of London" and ask for a nurse you'll get Jase007 in his latex nurses uniform. Apparently if you pay a bit extra you'll also get Mikeybob wearing a nappy/diaper
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 22, 2006 3:13 AM by james ]
Someone rumoured to be called James with a slow australian accent is wanted in connection with stealing 2 top of the line blow-up sex dolls from Ann Summers.
Both of these dolls were soiled by James who got over excited, the store is not looking for the dolls to be returned, just paid for.
But the most expensive option available is James in his biker outfit with a diaper underneath and ruby slippers.
I paid for them before I left the shop. Well, to tell the truth I put them on Jase007's account. I must say this raised a few eyebrows as it was the first time that his account had been hit with charges for female dolls
Rumour has it that James has been caught impersonating Jase007, seems he has been doing this for a while to purchase many products.
As James is banned for all regular sex shops due to his extreme fetishes.
James couldn't put them on his own account because he's already maxed it out.
Previously rumoured to be on Jase's account were blow up sheep, as there aren't too many real ones in cental London, and according to our Kiwi friend, "they're much easier to catch than real ones".