It's true! I impersonated Jase007 and as soon as I walked into the shop they immediately offered me a look at their new selection of butt plugs .
In my shock, I scurried away to the nearest phone booth and put on my best MikyBoab disguise and re-entered the store. I was greeted warmly by the assistant but advised that my back order of "Gay Extreme" magazines hadn't yet arrived from Amsterdam
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 22, 2006 4:06 AM by james ]
I heard Isa is really more of a dog person...
And she rears her own fish at the backyard for dinner!!!
Jase007 rears his own sheep, but only for dessert
Rumours are flying around about James indiscression with a Camel whilst on holiday in the Northern Territory. Seems he thought he was lookin in the mirror, but in fact it was the Camels Butt
Rumour has it that Jase007 is selling his virginity on eBay. He's had quite a bit of interest from a bidder named "MikyBoab" but so far the bid's only at 50p
Rumour is that James is bitter as his bid was rejected due to the court order forbidding him from using the website. This was due to repeated attempts by James to buy a Donkey for similar purposes.
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 22, 2006 4:18 AM by Jase007 ]
It seems that James and Jase007 have both been barred from Anne Summers for fighting over the last rampant rabbit on the shelf.
Mikey had already purchased all the instore stock and online rabbits from ann summers.
Rumour is that the company making them have asked for him to be their tester, as he has the most experience.
But mikey has declined the position as he had heard rumours that Jase007 had already used all of them.
The rumour were only half true, as it was James who had tested them disguise as Jase007 as he had previosly been banned due to on a previous occasion where they all dissaperared. The company were amazed as James was the only person in the room at the time.
Those who've met him say that James walks a bit funny and buzzes slightly.