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41. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

sssshhhh but did you miss the wedding of the year ???/ cuppy married willy wonka but all the while she was kissing the king of lindt land under the main table

42. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

Jase said in his old profile that he's from NZ, went to the UK, and forgot to go back. He was actually lost and didn't know how to go back.

And the recently failed meetup with Sam in Norway. The reason? He was actually at the old folks home in Ireland to see Nikki (Rravan) pole dancing.

43. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

The Canucki Daily Press called Tway "Queen of the Legume" today, in a story about her 1/1000 scale replica of St-Sulpice Seminary made completely of cooked peas. It has taken her 20 years to build. The story states she would have been done much sooner but for every pea she glued into place, she popped another handful into her mouth. She's now working on a replica of the Beth Schloime Synagogue, due to be completed in 2015.

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Hien was seen in Donnegal, dressed as a leprechaun, waving around a bottle of cheap Scotch, and shouting, "Feck, arse, girls, DRINK" at passers by.

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Nikki likes to don a lobster costume and walk around in public. She was last seen standing on a street corner with her karaoke machine doing her own interpretation of the B-52's Rock Lobster.

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Jase007 thought he was really James Bond and tried recreating the laser scene from Goldfinger. He's recovering from the penile replacement surgery nicely.

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CC has just signed a contract to join the cast of Sesame Street as Carlita - The Sesame Streetwalker.

44. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

Brendan's name was actually Brenda. While filling in the child birth registration form, his dad got an itch on his arm and accidentally left a short 'tail' at the 'a' in the end of his name. The person who keyed the particulars saw that 'tail' as an 'n' and entered it as Brendan.

45. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Hien is actually the leader of an international plot to destroy all Pringles factories around the world. He's then planning a coup to overthrow the government of Finland so he can have full control of a country where it's near-permanent night for a good chunk of the year. He will then delare sleep illegal and demand that all fountains spurt vanilla ice cream and the streets be cobbled with green-tea cookies.

46. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

He will then delare sleep illegal and demand that all fountains spurt vanilla ice cream and the streets be cobbled with green-tea cookies.

I thought that was blueberry ice cream and greenbean cookies...

47. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

The tabloids have just confirmed that Brenda(n) was one of the original Thundercats and is now living with Hello Kitty. Rumor has it she will deliver a litter of kittens in the next few days.

48. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Photocopies of Tways beauticians certificate have been circulating in cyberspace, along with actual photos of her holding a hairdryer and sporting a 1976 Farrah Fawcett hairdo.......

49. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Engineering Weekly has just published a retraction: "Contrary to our publication of The Design of the Flying Pear by Q-Tip, we have found that adding wings to a fruit-shaped fuselage is no more effective than adding wings to an apple." Mr. Q-Tip was unavailable for comment as he was last seen on the roof of the CN Tower, threatening to pelt passers-by with rotten tomatoes.

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It is rumored that Fred (Odysseas) is not walking to India after all, but rather riding a tricycle around and around Picadilly Circle, chasing after (his dog) Suraj's tail.

50. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Hien is really a collector of garden knomes, he has them all over his bedroom and in alphabetical order. They are all dressed in various ABBA like clothing

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Tway is not living in Canada, but in a tree house in Angola with a ferret.

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Rraven has offered to put her home up for sale with the headline Rainbow for sale - one careful leprechaun, sorry no gold spent it all on pole dancing lessons

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Isa has opened a clubbing nighclub called the seals

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[ Edit: Edited at May 31, 2006 1:11 PM by Jase007 ]

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