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421. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Apparently Jase is a Carneval performer. He travels all over the world as 'The guy who puts a weasel down his pants'.

422. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

a rumour that The Sunday Sport has explicit photos of Phill and his alien love child. Included in the story is a quote from Phil stating all he remembers of the inpregnation process was the insertion of a long shinny object into his backpassage.
Seems that he enjoyed the process so much he could be seen skipping around the fields of Ireland naked at nightimes waving a light shouting "take me, take me!".

423. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Pardus's alien love-child is called Mikey and lives in Scotland.

424. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 moonlights as a long, shiny object aboard alien spaceships. When questioned, he replied "Hey, the pay is good and I don't mind eating leftovers."

425. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

This is a job that Jase has just lost to Tina, seems she has been using James and Mikey as strap-ons.

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 23, 2006 6:35 AM by Jase007 ]

426. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Isa jellous of Beermans chest-wig's affair with the Raccoon has run off with a Martini Bottle.

427. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Cobanna and kruzinkiwi are gay lovers who also are looking for the enlightment that was promised by GODSPA and God's Boss in Siberia, all they have so far is a $5 note and an appointment at the STD clinic

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 23, 2006 7:40 AM by Jase007 ]

428. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that the martini bottle ran away with Tina since Isa shunned it for rum.

429. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Tina's Campari bottle was upset and has poured itself all over her Barbie Styling Salon. Barbie was too drunk for comment. Tina was last seen licking Barbie's toes.

430. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Tway almost choked to death on a chest-wig hair that was floating in Isa's martini bottle. Scientists are puzzled at the green tint of the synthetic hair and the strange side effects exhibited by Tway, including incessant leaping and twirling, a penchant for green swimsuits, and a strange tendancy to invert nouns and verbs.

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