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431. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that 'The James and Jase show featuring MikeyBoab' has been shelved for the moment. All three are awaiting their court dates for poisoning pigeons in the park and holding naked voodoo rituals in Piccadilly Square. No one cared that they were naked, but the smoke from their bonfire blocked traffic for miles.

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432. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumours that James sold the copyright of the programme to the BBC for a sniff of Tinas knickers.

433. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Tway and Isa are to guest on South Park as Timmy and Jimmy's girlfriend

434. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Isa has filled her 112-foot pool with rum punch and was last heard singing "On the Good Ship Lollipop" before taking a dive to the bottom to fetch a slice of lime. Her worried husband told the media: "That was the last I saw of my wife. Now the only way I can Jack-be-nimble-Jack-be-quick is if I attach the broomhandle to the garden gnomes."

435. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Clara was last seen running away with several of the poisoned pigeons. Rumor has it she needed them for her nurses training but it was later discovered she was roasting them and opened a small street stand to fund her failing brothel.

436. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Clara only applied to become a nurse after watching the movie "Carry on doctor".
She is hoping to find herself a Sid James to sweep her off her feet (probably into a dust cart ;))

437. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Tina was last seen stealing the broom-handle clad garden gnomes from Isa Manor. When asked to comment, she started singing "Nobody does it better..." and scurried away. Isa actually surfaced with the slice of lime and Beerman joined her in the pool of rum punch. They could be heard singing "Put the lime in the coconut.." in two-part harmony.

438. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 has been downgraded to Jase006. Upset at his demotion, he's taken to wearing James' knickers on his head to hide his shame. When asked for comment, James replied "I wish he'd given me a chance to take them off first."

439. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that after a few minutes, James began to enjoy his situation. Not only could he give Jase a good old-fashioned "Dutch Oven" every so often, but he also got a free ride to the pub.

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440. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Rumour has it that Jase007 has been downgraded to Jase006. Upset at his demotion, he's taken to wearing James' knickers on his head to hide his shame. When asked for comment, James replied "I wish he'd given me a chance to take them off first."

Rumour has it that James had been secretly wishing for that and now it came true!

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