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451. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that the BBC is doing a remake of "George & Mildred".

Aparently Jase007 went for the part of Mr Fourmile (the dapper chap next door) but he was offered the part of Mildred

452. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

In the last few days video footage from Jase's childhood have been made public due to the high interest value and scandals.

Here's an excerpt:

"Jase about 5 years old is playing with a dog outside. His mother looks out of the window and shouts: 'Stop playing with that vile, disgusting, smelly thing!!!'
Jase replies: 'But the dog is cute!'
Mother: 'I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the dog!'"

There's also footage of his wedding night but that can't be published until the Animal Cruelty Lawsuit has been resolved.

On another note, Tway has been arrested after she's been running around the streets of downtown Montreal burping the abc, farting the national anthem and yelling at people 'Ta mere fait l'amour avec un chien!'. She's currently subjected to behavioural therapy where she's rewarded for correct conduct and punished for bad behaviour. Human Rights supporters are flocking to the Hospital after it emerged that the punishment involved her having to listen to Celine Dion songs!

Nikki (Rraven) has been found roaming the streets of Dublin talking to rubbish heaps. When questioned all she answered was: 'I am looking for Marjorie!'

The Isas have been arrested by the environmental police after they made their own Jacuzzi in their pool which resulted in the leaves on the surrounding trees to turn black and squirrells falling dead out of the branches. They are banned from eating anything that could lead to building up of gas.

After posting all this Phil has lost his job and is now seen walking the streets with a cardboard sign saying 'Will sell my body for food or best offer'. Trusted sources report that he is on the brink of starvation.

453. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Phil (Pardus) is rumoured to have quit his job to run away with the circus to follow his second life long dream of being a clown shot out of a canon.

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 26, 2006 3:21 AM by Jase007 ]

454. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that due to the success of the "Are you being served" special the team thought that they could use the cast for another classic "It ain't half hot mum" starring:
Beeramn as Rangi Ram
Pardus as Sgt. Major Williams
James as Gunner 'Gloria' Beaumont
Mikey as Bombadier 'Solly' Solomons
Sander as Gunner 'Lofty' Sugden
Isa as Colonel Reynolds
Clarabel as Captain Ashwood
Tway as Gunner 'Paderewski' Graham
Rraven as Gunner 'Nosher' Evans
Q-tip as Gunner 'Nobby' Clark
Hien as Gunner 'Atlas' Macintosh
Purdy as Gunner 'Parky' Parkins
CupCake as Char Wallah Muhammed
Brenda(n) as Punka Wallah Rumzan

455. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

I'm too young to understand that!??

456. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting Clarabell

I'm too young to understand that!??

Okay, do you know a movie set in Dallas featuring a girl named Debbie ?

457. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting james

Quoting Clarabell

I'm too young to understand that!??

Okay, do you know a movie set in Dallas featuring a girl named Debbie ?

Good one James

458. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Ir is rumoured that Cobbana is actually not australian, but a cross dressing transvestite Scot in the midst of a mid life crisis.
He actually went to move to Sydney to queen it up in Kings Cross and lead the gay pride parade on Kylie's float, but in true scottish manor ended up buying the cheaper ticket to perth instead ;)

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 26, 2006 8:47 AM by Jase007 ]

459. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Pardus was the real reason the environmental police showed up at the Isa's door. Seems he had "plugged" himself into the pool's filtration system and created a dense fog over most of northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin. Complaints were lodged when several ships accidentally ran into Navy Pier in Chicago, causing the ferris wheel, full of patrons, to go rolling off into the Lake Michigan.

460. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Raven has not actually left her office area in over 5 years. She has been chained to her desk, traveling vicariously through other TP member's postings. The cleaning crew shares their sack meals with her and let's her use the mop bucket to bathe and do her laundry.

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