Rumor has it that the motion picture industry has just agreed to make another "Francis, the Talking Mule" film. So far, James has been cast as the Donald O'Connor character, Peter Stirling. Jase and Mikey have been cast as Francis, the talking mule. At press time, it had not been decided who will be the head and who will be the tail sections.
Rumor has it that Mikey and Cobbana have been arguing over who looks better in the gowns for the remake of "A Star is Born". The big issue between the two - Cobbana wants to go with the Judy Garland version while Mikey prefers Barbara Streisand's. (Another rumor has it, Mikey's and Barbara's noses are identical, and Cobbana has Judy's hair.)
Rumour has it that James and Jase have been sweeping the stock of the newly released travel guru version of the inflatable Sander.
Rumor has it that Hien has accepted the title of Pirate Queen but now has to battle it out with Isa. With the keys to the liquor hold at stake, Isa is prepared to fight to the "fall down and play dead"!!! Hien is only willing to battle it out until he breaks a nail...
Contrary to popular belief - Sander is not your same old run-of-the-mill blow-up doll, but rather a parrot. When asked to comment, he replied: "Squaawk! Okay, so you've caught me. Sander doesn't really exist; he's just a figment of my fertile avian imagination, which has allowed me to earn mad bucks with programming and posting here, with me investing of all my earnings from that in my banana and peanut plantations!
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling humans!" *flaps his wings*
*quote taken directly from a Sytem Talk post.
Isa has just been admitted to a nutter hospital, she was declared insane after she stated that George W Bush has brains.
Rumor has it that Jase misunderstood. (I did state that Ghana had a better chance of beating Brazil than Bush had finding a brain cell.) But, Jase was too busy picking himself up from slipping on Sander's "deposit" left on the floor by his desk and missed most of the words. When asked to comment, all he could say was; "I'm gonna wring that parrot's aarrrggghhhhh..."
Rumour has it that Isa accidentally put TP in the dryer.
Rumour has it that Jase, Isa, Tway and Hien are all as mad as a bucket of trucks in a chip shop named Bob.
Rumour has it that Mikey has just opened a new shop in Glasgow selling blow-up Sanders at half price, seems these are the ones returned by James after he found them not 'Big' enough.