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491. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that MikeyBoab talks funny, wears a lady's skirt, eats deep-fried Mars bars, and thinks Irvine Welsh is the bees knees.

I don't talk funny. The rest is true :(

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 29, 2006 1:28 AM by mikeyBoab ]

492. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Mikey has been taking elocution lessons from James to remove his Glaswegien accent, it's not going too well as now he speaks like an Occa

493. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that TP is a front for research into travellers behaviour for spy training and was set up by Oxford university on behalf of MI5.
So far MI5 have concluded that most travellers drink too much, have the ability to take the piss out of anything/everyone and have amazing imaginations. Members who are rated OT Guru will be recruted for special missions.

494. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Word on the street is that, following MI5's operation, Jase007 has been labelled a threat to national security and small animals.

495. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

... it was that Isa was driving around in a faded red Crysler Neon that upset her ;)

It's not red - it's AMESTHYST (okay, a fancy word for dark purple) - but very regal And, it's not a Chrysler, it's a PLYMOUTH (okay, again, same company but more prestigious!!)
Oh, and Oprah is also letting me spend lots of her money (with no strings attached to the deal)!!!

496. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Jase007 and MikeyBoab are expecting their first child in September. After fighting about what to name their bundle of joy, they've finally settled on Jikey Boab the 007th.

497. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Isa has filled her swimming pool with olive brine to protest the influx of raccoons on her property. When reached for comment, Isa told reporters: "Them dang nabbits 'et all mah chikun' lallah king. Now what's I'm gonna serve fur suppa?" After which she spit on the ground, kicked a trash can and shook her fist at a passing news van.

498. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Apparently Tway will be sending Isa some of her roadkill as a charitable gesture.

499. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Mikeyboab is so desperate to advance his TP status from "budding member" that he has been offering himself as a slave to all the moderators.

I hear he's currently planning to cross the pond and clean out all of Isa's cat litter trays with his toothbrush while wearing just his kilt.

We are still waiting to hear what he has offered to the others, although if anyone knows, do spill the beans!;)

500. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that MikeyBoab has made little TP figurines out of Play-Do and spends his spare time thinking up scenarios for his toys. The latest has Play-Do Isa, dressed in a pirate costume, forcing Play-Do Jase007 to walk the plank into a toilet bowl. MikeyBoab is also rumoured to keep a prized Play-Do Beerman, complete with green plasticine chestwig, behind a glass case in the hallway.

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