Rumor has it that Mikey has offered to make Pardus "King of the Brownies" replete with robes and crowns for every holiday occassion. Word has it that Pardus declined the offer because he's been to Scotland, where he discovered he was allergic to plaid.
Mikey has also offered Hien a lifetime supply of instant noodles. Just as Hien was willing to accept the offer, he read the small print stating "haggis flavor only". Mikey is now working on a deal for a lifetime supply of Cadbury chocolate milk and decided the "haggis flavor only" should be in much smaller print.
Mikey hasn't been able to think of anything to offer Mim. Word has it, she has banned him from posting in the Travel Companions Forum altogether as he keeps propositioning all of the male posters and several have accepted.
Rumor has it that, after seeing Mikey cleaning litter boxes in only his kilt, Beerman proceeded to tar and chestwig Mikey's entire body. When last seen, Mikey was being pursued by the whole of Isa's raccoon population.
Isa requested that Mikey be promoted to guru for ridding her property of the "dag-nabbit varmits", but has been informed that "varmit wrangling" is not included in the criteria for advancement. Though, if Mikey were to post pics of the event, it might be considered.
Rumour has it that Mikey was arrested for stuffing a cat down his trousers, seems he wanted to know what it felt like to have a pussy
James is rumoured to have retired to an old folks home in Tasmania.
It's a special home for those who know what 'family' love is all about.
Isa is rumoured to be busy making herself a raccoon skinned hat, once complete she want's to be known as "Isa Crocket" with the coonskin hat.
Rumour has it that Rraven has been arrested for credit card fraud, the police cannot believe that one person can spend so much.
Clarabell is rumoured to have moved into sherwood forrest to pratice her nursing skills on defenceless tourists looking for robin hood.
Tway has given up Canada for life on the open sea, well it's not really the sea, anything more than a bath tub and she gets sea sick.
Clarabella is going to reach a thousand posts this afternoon. ahe will be throwing a party to celebrate. Everyone is invited.
Rumour has it that no one's going to the party.
Rumour has it that it's because MikeyBoab ate all the cheese doodles and peed in the punchbowl.
Rumour has it that Mikeyboab was the last person on the planet to get a gmail account..
Rumour has it that mathematics calculation revealed that mikeyBoab will be the 6 billionth member to be upgraded to a full member status in TP.