When Isa met Beerman, he was a she and she was a he. After a few too many drinks one night, they decided to switch places. So he who was a she became a he, and she who was a he became a he!
In the famous words of Lou Reed...
Then he was a she and said, "Hey babe! Take a walk on the wild side..."
This was suppose to be news???? You have got to do better than that, meat puppy!!!
Engineering Weekly has just published a retraction: "Contrary to our publication of The Design of the Flying Pear by Q-Tip, we have found that adding wings to a fruit-shaped fuselage is no more effective than adding wings to an apple." Mr. Q-Tip was unavailable for comment as he was last seen on the roof of the CN Tower, threatening to pelt passers-by with rotten tomatoes.
Hmmm....that's barely funny....
I heard James is the new lead singer in Hanson and will be touring a city near you soon. MmmmBop Bop Bop Duwop!
Hanson? No way!!!
When s_hoot was younger, he was a Mouseketeer. Thing is, he can't leave his old uniform alone and is often seen late at night wandering unsavoury parts of town dressed as a mouseketeer and muttering about the size of his ears to the street walkers.
After all these years, Tway is still jealous of Marcia Brady and ofen dresses up in similar 70's gear and says stuff like, "Wow, that's so groovy"!
james is a real thunderbird fan, he lives in is own version of Tracy Island - he made it himself out of old egg cartons (or so i've been told), he also has relations with his homeemade lady pennelope
Beerman dosen't have a chestwig, he's bald as a coot and works in a tampon factory
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 1, 2006 12:46 AM by Jase007 ]
Isa once auditioned for a part in the Golden Girls
jase is a 85 year old hermit whos allergies to guinness, women and bikes have led him to be a recluse and live in the wild west as a wannabe cowboy with his trusty donkey who he calls the stallion !