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661. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Isa and eermanBay are actually heading to Ireland so Phil can film "The adventures of Beerman" .....Rumour also has it, that since production started, there is a shortage of shiney green material in Ireland..............

662. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that James, Phil, Mikey and CupCake have been cast for the new series of the Teletubbies.
Which of the characters they will play is still not confirmed.

Since this will be an adult spin off featuring a colony of outcast Teletubbies Phil will be taking the part of NaziBazi, the brown teletubby (he will also supply the voice with his own native accent)
And Cupcake has been cast as the Salmon coloured Teletubby whose name we can't reveal here out of sheer decency...

(You evil man, Jase, you had me looking up Teletubbies to find that comic strip I got years ago by email featuring the two outcast teletubbies...)

663. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Jase is really Barney, the purple dinosaur, and has kidnapped the outcast Telletubbies. Those his ransom demands were rather pawltry, no one wanted the "tubbies" returned.

664. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Lacking stars for his adult Telletubbies spin-off, Pardus has been forced to hire Leprechauns and Brownies in their place. He's run into a snag as the Brownies have stolen the Leprechaun's pot of gold and now the evil little Sprites have joined in the fray. Phil was last seen tied to a tree, naked and covered in honey.

665. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that the news of a possible visit by Beerman and Isa to Ireland has caused a run on chestwigs and green speedos. Shopkeepers can not stock their shelves fast enough to keep up with the demand and Dublin's economy is in shambles.

666. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Tway has no idea what's going on, but will have a brownie for lunch to console herself. Rumour also has it that Ireland will pass a "no drinking" law this September and will turn all bars into "poetry appreciation" centres and dump all the Guinness in the country into the Liffey. Northern Ireland is purported to not be affected.

667. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Canada was sold on e-bay last week for the grand total of £1 or $CAN 10,000,000,000,000,000,000.01 to a Mr G.W.Bush. He is planning on making it into a Texas theme park

668. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that BA is an airline, but they do a great impression of a bar serving shite sarnies

669. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that George W. also bought British Airways and Jase's next stop will be the Middle East.

670. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Baby Bush and Richard Branson are teaming up to form Air Texas. No planes will ever leave the ground, but Bush/Brandson will start their own reality tv show about the entire deal.

Rumour also has it that the Brownie Tway was planning on having for lunch mysteriously dissapeared. There was also a rumour that Cupcake was seen in the building. It is unsubstantiated.

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