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681. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Clarabell

You're welcome to him honey. Since Jase heroically rescued me from that evil pimp/drug-dealer yesterday, I've decided I prefer the older man.

Whhhoohoooooo! :)
(I used to feel that way Clara, until I had a boytoy...gotta say, those younger men are........ummm......more...a....ENTHUSIASTIC!!! ;) )

682. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

until I had a boytoy...gotta say, those younger men are........ummm......more...a....ENTHUSIASTIC!!! ;) )

No use being enthusiastic when you don't know what your doing. Better the long route than the short hit or miss ;)

Rumour has it that CupCake will be dressing Mikey in nappies every night as per the conditions of the pre-nup

683. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Maybe I shouldn't have used 'enthusiastic'...how about'last much longer, and are wayyyy more willing to experiment'? :)

Rumour has it Jase has teamed up with Phil and James who are preparing to be taped for Jerry Springer's show: Strip poles and the men who love them.

684. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Rumour has it men's sexual peak is when they're about 20. Which would mean even young Mikey is past his best-before by date.

685. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

rumour has it that CC has been arrested for the dungeon she was building in her back yard.
It seems that some of the torture equipment has been banned under the genieva convention.

686. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Clarabell

Rumour has it men's sexual peak is when they're about 20. Which would mean even young Mikey is past his best-before by date.

That one is completely false. I have the rug burns on my chin to prove it.

I mean...ummm....errrrrrrrrrrr.......dammit, where is my erase key??!?!?!?!?!?!??!

687. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Quoting Clarabell

Rumour has it men's sexual peak is when they're about 20. Which would mean even young Mikey is past his best-before by date.

That's such a shame . . . I didn't have a clue what I was doing until about 22.

688. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Fred has enjoyed a night of passion with Mikey and James. The video is due for release nect week through CC's website.

689. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

It has been widely whispered that Jase007 has already signed up for a years subscription.

690. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Mikey's camping trip has resulted in the farmer claiming compensation for the impregnation of 57 of his flock

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