Now that Mikey has been ordained as "Your Holiness of the Church of the Budding Membership", rumor has it he can not pursue his illicit relationship with CC any longer. The church has forbidden him to leave his cubicle, locked the door and thrown away the key.
Rumour has it Mikey has taken the roll of a nun
Rumour has it that Jase has applied to be an altar boy.
Rumor has it James will be hearing confessions.
Rumor has it that the penance for all sins will be 5 Hail Mikeys, rating 3 of Mikey's non-OT posts with 10s, posting 1 thread that Mikey can answer helpfully, and dontaing a cheap bottle of blush for communion. (Wafers and salvation not included.)
Rumor has it that Tway converted from Catholicism to the Chuch of the Budding Member until she found out what was served at communion. She was last seen leaving the chapel, muttering something about the Catholics at least serving decent bread and wine at their cleansings.
And 10 "Our Mikeys"
Rumor has it that Mikey wasn't happy with just 5 Hail/Our Mikeys and increased the number to 10. Oh wait, that one's true...
Rumour has it that followers of the Church of the Budding Member were last seen burning their leader in effigy. Turns out they were coerced with the promise of a full-blown member, but there doesn't seem to be one in sight. One ex-church-goer was heard to complain "I can understand if it takes him awhile to get started - but then his leadership just hung there limp."
But it was just a rumour . . .