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81. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Well, you Isa did say you had a load from her - so you should have enough of your own ;)

82. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

James once entered an international "hide the 10-foot salami" contest but was disqualified when he ran out of butter.

Rumour has it Jase007 was thrown out of the contest altogether for trying to eat the salami in question.

83. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Rraven uses chicken fillets to 'enhance' her assets

i sent this to my sister, you've no idea how funny this is !!!

84. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Raven really works for QVC and can be seen nightly demonstrating sex toys to church groups.

how did you know ??? its my shortcut to heaven

85. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

jase is really jennifer pre op,, he tried to save some money by doing it himself

86. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Brenda(n) is post op, she got tips on how not to do it from Rraven who made a mess of her own sex change

87. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Tway has just found out that her membership to the osmonds fan club has expired

88. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

Rravens Rottweiler Bess just bit Jases new boobs off for being a big girls blouse

89. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

This just in!

Isa and Hien were found cowering in a rubbish bin in Auckland, purportedly the near-victims of a crime of passion by one Jase007, who thought the two were having an illicit affair when, in fact, they were merely trying to dislodge a losenge stuck in Hien's throat.

Said Constable Beerman of the Auckland police: "They are being stinking of rotting bananas and ocean animals! I be attempting to climb into rubbish bin but koala hat not being happy. It make the scratchy-scratchy on Hien and run away. Please call 555 if finding hat!"

Passerby Rraven tried to catch said hat, only to spill the contents of her purse in the process - revealing the missing Munch painting The Scream. Continent-walker Fred tripped the would-be thief with a large, rubber-like foot before she could make her escape, and Munch fan Q-Tip fainted in horror, landing on the constable's koala hat and bringing an end to the chase.

All are reportedly resting well in a rubber dinghy off Tahiti.

90. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Rraven

Rravens Rottweiler Bess just bit Jases new boobs off for being a big girls blouse

Your talking about your chicken fillets aren't you ;)I think you've got a little confused again

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