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861. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Christmas is cancelled this year as Santa has been arrested for thieft, seems he wascaught holding up a Wall Mart. When questioned he said "I'm not going to pay those elves an extra penny"

862. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 10y

This is no rumour, While in Alaska last summer I was able to meet the real Santa that lives in North Pole, Alaska (not the real north pole, some 1000 miles or so still south). Apparently the rumour there that i heard from a local bus driver is that the last Santa was a drunk and would often show up pissed to work. what a role model he was for kids all over the world!

863. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that Isa passed her RE Broker's licensing exam and has been hired to sell TP. Seems the owners want to retire on the proceeds before the time the oldest one hits 30. The commission of the sale has been agreed upon at 50% and Isa is very happy.

864. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that ISA is now touting her trade trying to sell old London Bridge back to the Greater London Authority (GLA).
The mayor is keen on the idea, saying "this could be the sale of the centry".

865. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Hien 'the mad moderator' has given up his eye in the sky role on TP for a more glamerous life of a doll dresser

866. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Last I heard was that Jase007 was seen in Leicester Square requesting money for his ventriloquist show.

867. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that James has given up his day job for one in a kings cross drag queen show as 'Janet',

868. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that the next American Ryder Cup team is to be formed from the cast of mary poppins, a bit like the 2006 team. A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down

869. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Rumour would lead us to believe that Jase is a nutjob. Oh wait, that's not a rumour.

870. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that rugby will be outlawed by the United Nations Convention on Proper Sporting because the players are not "manly" enough. That, and they're cannibals....everyone knows it.

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