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911. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that Beerman has been trying to assume Jase's identity.

Rumor has it that Beerman has changed his mind about assuming Jase's identity. He didn't want to be associated with a country known for it's "fruits".

Isa is rumoured to have run off with a mysterious grey whale

That's only a rumor. His name is Nigel and we're just friends.

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Rumor has it that Jase is jealous because Nigel threw him over for a cute salmon named Susie. Jase has been seen wandering around the seedier section of Surrey, covered in nothing but tarter sauce.

912. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Rumor has it that Jase is jealous because Nigel threw him over for a cute salmon named Susie. Jase has been seen wandering around the seedier section of Surrey, covered in nothing but tarter sauce.

No change there then.
Rumour has it that Isa has traded in her Mac for a stone tablet and a chisel.

913. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that Isa has traded in her Mac for a stone tablet and a chisel.

That's not a rumor. Though I have upgraded to paper and pencil.

914. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

rumour has it that santa took up karate lessons to kick gods boss up the ass for trying to steal his job

915. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that the U.K. will be returning all New Zealand refugees to their rightful homes. Turns out New Zealand men may be men in England, but the sheep are scared.

916. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Canada is to be renamed "Big Washington USA" and will be given it's own place in the house of representatives (the broom closet).
In return the United states will let them be represented by George W Bush for ever.

917. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Rumor has it that on the European Motobike circuit, riders are required to wear pink thong undies and red lacy bras, and evening meals consist almost exclusively of gin and sterno fondue.

918. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that Beermans chest wig is to be used as the lead character for the next movie in the scream series

919. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that Beermans chest wig is to be used as the lead character for the next movie in the scream series

Rumor has it that there will be a copycat killer the the ChestWig Scream Massacre.......one named Wig, Crotch Wig, and he will smother innocent teenage girls and the occassional vagabond surfer/motobiker with his massive undies......

920. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that Beermans chest wig is to be used as the lead character for the next movie in the scream series

Rumor has it that there will be a copycat killer the the ChestWig Scream Massacre.......one named Wig, Crotch Wig, and he will smother innocent teenage girls and the occassional vagabond surfer/motobiker with his massive undies......

Berrman is rumoured to be front runner for the lead of the teenage girl

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