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941. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that the new owner of the united states has renamed it "
ja, ja, tu escoges la tierra the los transmitores the enfermedades sexuales" and has installed lots of one bar heaters to combat the cold in winter.

942. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that the new owners of the US are massing all their "transmitores de enfermedades sexuales" on the Canuckistani border in preparation for a final full frontal nudity assault. Upon hearing the news that the UK could be next, MI-6 promptly pissed themselves.

943. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that the Royal Navy has been put on red alert after the full frontal assult was uncovered.
Seems both the "transmitores de enfermedades sexuales" and the RN are preparing for a soggy biscuit showdown.
Celebrity Chef Rordon Ramsey has been braught in to cook the biscuit, judging will be by the French goverment representative (as they are professional w*nkers).

944. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that, during the judging portion of the soggy biscuit showdown, the French representative revealed himself to be a direct descendent of Emeror Maximilion and Empress Carlota of Mexico. Stuffing the biscuit beneath his silk and chenille tunic, he made a break for the door. The stumbling RN, in their utter confusion, shoot Gordon Ramsay square in the shallots. The Frexican, cackling as he exited the building, notified his superiors in Paris to declare war on the RN.

Amd MI-6 pissed themselves again.

945. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Rumour has it whilst this was all going on the so called CIA (central Idiots Agency) were fighting over who was going to pay for the doughnuts. Not noticing the fleeing Mi6 agents looking for a change of underware actually charged 25 sets of new silk boxers to their bill.

946. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that the CIA was well aware of the extra charges for MI-6's silk underwear and made sure they were Fruit of the Loom for Women with no front opening. MI-6 seemed very please with the pretty pastel colors and daisy motifs. They also did not mind the lack of the front vent as they had been soiling themselves for days now anyway.

Rumor also has it that the French Embassy has been converted into a culinary school and specializes in the "art of fusion", blending bland British, nearly inedible New Zealand and faux French cuisines. The results are dishes that only the Irish have been able to keep down.

947. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that the French fusion culinary scholl/embassy has been trying to "do zomezing" with all the rabbit statues in Dublin.....

948. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Rumour has it that the CIA ate the MI-6 for lunch with a nice wine sauce. The French embassy was kind enough to send over a bottle of Chablis and were promptly eaten for dinner for their efforts. The Mounties are investigating and have disguised themselves as a plate of mushy peas in the hopes of being passed up as too disgusting to stomach.

949. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Rumour has it that the CIA ate the MI-6 for lunch with a nice wine sauce. The French embassy was kind enough to send over a bottle of Chablis and were promptly eaten for dinner for their efforts. The Mounties are investigating and have disguised themselves as a plate of mushy peas in the hopes of being passed up as too disgusting to stomach.

Oh, come on now!!! You'd think someone would recognize that the peas were wearing those bright red jackets and knee-high boots.......

950. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Rumor has it that the CIA decided that the "red stuff" in the plate of mushy peas were just bits of red bell pepper and proceeded to consume the whole lot. After a rousing chorus of belching and farting, the CIA headed towards Europe. Upon hearing this news, the Swiss Army decided to take evasive action and have diguised themselves as giant chocolate bars. The wrappers look surprisingly like old art masterpieces that had disappeared many years ago. The chefs at the French Embassy/Culinary School have decided to investigate also.