i cant help but think..
yknow, that may 18th might've been a day to celebrate evan's glorious entry into this world and all that jazz.
you slackers should really look towards a model example of responsibilty, like yours truly, who is full of mmmnamsdnjka,sdnfs (snicker snicker) full of shit is more like it, hahah, yea right responsible!
anyway, i havent been on much anyway so i cant really talk. i moved back to Ny and tryin to get this whole apt. and job dealy set up, and im kinda just bein a lazy fick and just hangin out with my friends
but whateva! its workin out.
anyway, you all suck at birthdays
<3 you all so much
(ps, isnt may a badass month, Tina? wouldnt you agree, Q-z? yea, thats right, all badasses are born in may.)
Happy feckin' birthday, Evan!
We've missed your potty mouth no end around here. When are you coming back to Montreal so we can shout "see the sky!" to unsuspecting strangers and do another group drawing??
Glad to have you back!
....and in a flash of near-blinding green light, accompanied by the stacatto tippity-tap of New York machine gun fire, comes Beerman........
Halllooooo Sky View person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you, on this two week anniversary of your most Happy of Happy Days. TA DA!!!!!! I am now to make Happy, please to hold back crowds of onlookers for New York minute.....
Twist, twirl, leap onto cab, leap off cab, avoid angry cabbie pointing gun, perform death defying "cross the street against light" maneuver, leap, twist, do Gene Kelly doing "Singin' in the Rain", continue to dodge angry cabbie, do Matrix-like move off city bus, land perfectly in middle of Times Square. TA DA!!!!!!
So, Mr. Sky View, Beerman is checking Happy List, and is not seeing your name on it.....is wrong list? Is Sky not having put name on list? Beerman is asking only.....is too late anyways, you have already being witnessed to the Dance of Happy. So, you are being entitled to pick several selections of free Happy Things from the Beerman Collection of Fifth Avenue........may Beerman suggest this fabulous autographed faux chest wig for to make manly on mean streets, this inflatable middle finger for conversing with fellow pedestrians on streets on mean, and this....yes, look over at there please, this fabulous tanker truck filled with squeezed fresh Florida orange juice for to follow you on your journeys. Oh yes, and new wrench set, just in case.....
Now, if please you to point me in direction of west, Beerman is hearing Frank Sinatra singing "My Kind of Town".......
........and in an equally near-blinding flash of green light, Beerman is gone, noticed by no one except the one angry gun-toting cabbie.....this is New York after all, stranger things happen every day.......
May 18 is my birthday too! However, I was turning 30 and trying to avoid the subject all together.
And yes, May is a badass month.
Happy birthday bro.
Happy Birthday Evan, you bastard!! Your example of responsibility is always an inspiration Hope you had a good one!
Hey, my name's Evan and I spend my life flitting between Florida and New York. I might get an apartment in NY... might get a job... then again I might not. Life's tough!
I'm jealous of you Evan - you lucky bastard
I hope your birthday was EXCELLENT, and that you got everything you wished for (except for the job!).
well since im back in NY, i might just have to have a silly juant up to candanabanana again! its been a feckin awesome birthday monthyear for me, so hells yea! i spent my birthday wandering around south florida driving into the moon, gettin stopped by cops for illegal parking (hahah of all things) and yknow gettin home at 6 am. its really been more like a birthday month, when i left florida i trashed this park with a sick waterballoon/supersoaker/fire extenguisher fight with like 50 friends/acquantences. i felt so bad everyone was trying to get me to stay, it was such a beautiful night. its hard leavin so many loves. and i dont think ive gone to bed before 3am as of yet in since ive been back to NY. yea life is tough. ill prolly get a job or somethin, just moved into my apartment. good ole sleepin on the floor mwahahah. i think im gonna go to europe in a month and a half.. some of my buds up here are going so i think i will too. ill prolly get job between then, if not ill be out of money by the time i get back.
but screw that noise, it always works out.
i feel so blessed to have the personal psychotic native beerman dance-saunter of regional insultation. i could cry tears of joy.
happy 30th JB. ill catch up with you in 11 years. heh. me an your were born on international awesome day. why? 'cause we're awesome, plain an simple
Ahh pete! by what honor does your crazitude grace my birthday rant? happy to hear from you homeboy, i prithee all is well? i hope i get a chance to see ya soon, if not, i know you'll kick ass as usual.
i know my glorious pancake-filled glow is quite inspirational, ill do my best to shine iridescent maple syrup so all can bask in my awesome pfffffffff hahahahaaha
take care my friend.
Yea james.. you say its good, i say its confusing as shit! im trying to figure out what the fick im doing, cause five girls i got a thing for got a thing for me, and two of em are in florida. someone needs to kick me in the head. 'just take it easy for awhile' i said. yea that worked great.
nah seriously, my life is a simple formula. Go do whatever you want, wherever. make friends out of everyone you meet. realize that every moment of life kicks ass, and if it doesnt, its because you're bein a whiney bitch lol(were all guilty sometimes) and just dont worry about shit. everything works out. unless you get addicted to heroin or something lol.
basically-everything is what you make of it. that's it. its really the bottom line. it sounds cliche, but your mindset determines the world around you. einstein himself said 'everything is relative' becuase it is.. relative to you
einstein also said "i do not worry about the future, for it comes soon enough."
somethin to think about.
so yea, my life is real good people. yknow what? yours is too. becuase it is yours.. yours to make whatever you want.
i am one philosohpical whore. love ya<3
Ahh pete! by what honor does your crazitude grace my birthday rant? happy to hear from you homeboy, i prithee all is well? i hope i get a chance to see ya soon
Funny you should mention it. Plans are made to be in NY in a couple of months from now actually (and Europe before that). Let me know what dates you are where and ther is a good chance it might coincide Would be awesome to meet up for drinks and whatever else wherever we might be in the same location at the same time.
einstein also said "i do not worry about the future, for it comes soon enough."
I knew Einstein was a clever bloke!
Hhhmmmmm..... Isa looks at the birthday list - again and again - and finds no SeeTheSky person..... Isa has now remedied that situation!
My, my, my!!! You have been a busy boy, haven't you??!! Let's see - illegal parking, destruction of public property, indigence, unauthorized flute-playing and wet t-shirt contests, dancing in the streets, wreaking general havoc... The boy is back in town!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Ev, so glad to hear you have been having an awesome year so far!! And, five girls??? I remember a time when there wasn't even one!!! Isa obliges Evan and kicks him in the head for leaving two behind. Or, for just general kicking practice. Maybe both.
Have a great time in Candanabanana, NYC and Europe!!! Though, are you sure it's a good idea for you and Pete to get together again??? Remember what happened last time... I think the Mounties are still looking for the two of you...
Belated Happy B-Day, STS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea dude that would be amazing. i assume by NY you mean NYC (everyone does) in which case i would tell you that im a meager 20 min train ride from there, i can see the train station from my apt as we speak. so anytime from now to umm.. however long i end up here (i think its going to be awhile this time) you should be set! and if you wanted to stay here in my apt, you'd be welcome. (just thought i'd offer.)
as far as europe.. it should be from like july 15ish to august... august something something. idont know i think im going to try and stay longer than my friends will. ill have it a bit more figured out soon. but i'd love to see ya buddy. its been close to a year now, i think.
i hope life's treating you well! (but then again, i know it already is )
take care buddy
Thanks for the birfday list add Isa.. i didnt even know there was one.. hahah i guess i expected you to somehow know in your awesomely Isadorish ways. and thanks for the kick, i needed it. things are going good, for sure.