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1. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Its your birthday already here in Middle Earth, I hope you have a fantastic day & that Isa spoils you rotten (that's kind of a given though) I will be having a Feijoa Martini or 3 for you later (Its only 10am & I think my staff might look at me funny if I start now ) I'm sorry I didn't arrive in a blinding flash but there's only ONE that can do that

2. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4138 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Beerman, if I'm correct I think you turn 45 today.

I've looked at some of your photos on your profile, and I swear you don't look a day over 23. By the way, your Mazda RX7 is in pristine condition

Hope it's a great day mate.

3. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

in a blinding flash of green ight mim makes an awful attempt to imitate the Beermans genius entries to birthday threads trips over her shoelaces and lands on the floor spilling the massive tray of *insert Beermans age* beers all over Beermans feet...she stumbles to her feet mumbling apologies and returns to the bar to retrieve said amount of beer and a martini for Gretchen

Happy birthday oh wise beer merchant, I hope your nights are filled with warm ale and salty snacks including the hairiest pork scratchings and your days are filled with cool lager and smokey barbeques.

4. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRIS [BEERMAN]!!!

Have a great one.

5. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Ah! The day of birth of the man of beer... thats-a-lotta "of"'s...

Best wishes!

6. Posted by Jase007 (Respected Member 8870 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Beerman
Been brewing since 1901 and still going strong ;)

Jase cracks open a bottle of the finest Summer Lightning and toasts the big man

Hope you have a fantastic time ;)

7. Posted by SeeTheSky (Full Member 558 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Evanicus damosuro cruchev doitselkaiser III explodes onto the midwest plains in a denim-and white cotton three peice suit, with blue and white bandanas tied around his head, he jigs hither and tither in ecstatic boundless over-energetic..ness.
I hope ya birthdae was freakin' Awwsomeh, i hears the yanks are playin teh sox tanight so ill mayke this shawt.
On behalf of the jaded self-aggrandized but lovable state of New Yawk, we humbly present to you thiz Queen of TP crown, along with some fresh lowngIyland corn, with a bag o' dirt from the spectaculah Montauwk.
If you evah in the areah wheel be sure to treat you like crap, for no reason.

he then pulls out a glock 9mm and shoots the hell out of a rock for no apparent reason, then starts dancing uncontrollably. he then steals your wallet, slaps your dog, and disappears in a cloud of smog.

hope life is still kickin' ass my friend, and all i can say is kick back!
love ya,
Evan

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 7, 2006 1:13 AM by SeeTheSky ]

8. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Sam I Am congratulates you from Olso, oh wise one who is skilled in the art of making beer! Enjoy your day!!!

9. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Happy day of your birthing, Beerman! It is I, Chestwina, come to make wishings for your happiness day and drop off this here case of Labatt 50 (2006 - an excellent year) for your digestive pleasure!

Chestwina joins Mim in an attempt to dance the Beerman Birthday Jig only to slip on the beer and knock the green-smoke machine to the floor. Putting a green Speedo on her head, Chestwina then attempts a French can-can only to discover that, due to her restictive Chestwina costume, she can only kick 3 inches high - and has in fact been walloping Evan (who has been lying on the floor lapping up the spilled beer) in the head. Curtain closes and everyone seeks emergency attention.

10. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isa manor must be the best place on earth tonight...
No man happier than you,Kris,no man who would not envy you to death,no birthday shall be any better than yours...

I'm smiling thousands of kilometers from you,man,and god knows I never drink alone,but tonight I'm drinking a beer for you.

Hey,my friend,this one's for you.

And you can tell everybody
This is your beer
I hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind,
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is
Now you're in the world.

Love you,

Fred.