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11. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

"You put your right cheek in. You put your left cheek out. You put your big toe in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! Everybody SPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Isa joins only slightly wounded Chestwina and Mim in the Happiest of Birthing Day Hokey Pokey dance just for Beerman of Beermineistan. MC spins the dial and Chestwina must put nose on blue. Mim must put right buttocks on red and Isa must double-somersault over both Chestwina and Mim with left ear landing on yellow, after a very stylish landing. Isa now must assist very injured Chestwina and Mim to emergency room for setting of many broken fingernails. Will return in time for Beerman of Beermineistan's favorite activity - the CHICKEN DANCE!!! Oh look, Beerman of Beermineistan is already flapping wings!!! He is so cute, no?! Yes, I knew he would think you are and I am too. Keep flapping Beerman of Beermineistan! We will be back soon!!!

Okay, so I'm no Beerman, but that's okay! Only Beerman can fill those green speedos and wear that chestwig with such style. I, on the other hand, will be waiting for your return en casa with Birthday Martinis at the ready!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCHNOOKEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't mind if I start opening your presents for you, do you? I think you got some pretty cool stuff... Only one way to find out... Ooooohhhh, this one looks good... Oh, you're going to like this one too... ;)

12. Posted by Gods Boss (Budding Member 5 posts) 10y

Happy Creation Day Beerman

I would like to send you best of wishes on the celebration of your entering into this world.

Keep up the good work supplying good adnams ale.

13. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Go Beerman, Go Beerman....It's your Birthday....Go Beerman !!

Happiest of Day of Birth, Kris !!

Hope you have many many many many many many many many many many many many many.......many many many many many....more !!

14. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEERMAN!!!!!!!

To your happy day. I wish you the merriest birthday wishes and the sweetest happy friends. And a song from the Lion King, I know its not half as great as your bday wishes but I hope you read the song and sing it in your head.

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata?

Yeah. It's our motto!

What's a motto?

Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

Those two words will solve all your problems

That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog...

When I was a young wart hog

Very nice

Thanks

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name What's in a name?
And I got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
(Repeats)

I say "Hakuna"

I say "Matata"

15. Posted by Alicja (Budding Member 238 posts) 10y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a really great day:)

16. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday, Kris!!! Have a smashing one filled with lots of love, laughter and joy!!!

17. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

.........and in a near-blinding flash of blush pink, Beerman arrives, slightly late for the party.........

Hallooooo, all you lucky peoples, it is I, Beerman, here to make blush at you for many Happy Weeshes on ME, and to pass thanks to all who have made Beerman smile today. TA DA!!!!!!

Big kisses on cheeks to: Fiona, Mim, Twina, Lisa, and Alicja....you ladies are most beautiful and kind to me. I am offer you dozen roses each and one chance to run fingers through luxurious chest wig......no nails please......Mrs. Beerman is watching.....

Hearty handshakes and slap on ass to: James, Hien, Brendan, Jason, Evan, Sam, Fred, Q, and though I am not knowing Gods (or sex of Gods), I am liking Barbados. Gentlemens, a toast...to beer, and to the peoples that hold us upright....though not in that order. For you all, complimentary green Speedos with built-in crotch wigs, just like men in Beermineistan are wearing...even in winter.

Big wet sloppy kiss on mouth to Isadora woman.....she will never tell Mrs. Beerman of illicit, yet torrid affair of 19 years......

I am thanking you all as your humble servant of humor. Please to not forget to make laugh at times of troubles. If you are forget, thinks of Beerman...is guaranteed to make even modest peoples make chuckles. Thanking you again.

.....and in a slighlty brighter shade of blush-pink flash of light, Beerman is gone, only to stumble over remnants of Twister game left behind by party guests.....must teach womens to Riverdance properly........

18. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Aaaaggghh, Jun, see above post.....thank you

19. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

20. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 10y

Oops! Hope I am not too late to send this: Happy Birthday Mr. Beerman!!! Tippity-tippity-top...