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21. Posted by snatterand (Travel Guru 454 posts) 10y

Ja må han leva, ja må han leva, ja må han leva uti hundrade år, javisst ska han leva, javisst ska han leva, javisst ska han leva uti hundrade år!!! Hurra hurra hurra hurra!

(Swedish birthday song)


22. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

The sun was just rising over Mount Isa when suddenly out of the nowhere a green mist rises and a distant sound of trampling feet can be heard... Together with heavy breathing that would make a great dirty phone caller...

Hello... It is I... {breath...} Lil Beerman... I is come for bestest of day of Great Father Beerman, King of Beerman Clan and Wisest of all... Please do not be angry with Lil Beerman for coming late - Buses in Dublin not being reliable and Lil Beerman has forgot present at home...

With this the little ragged figure produces a huge parcel which turns out to be a life size model of Angelina Jolie made of Jelly

You like present from Lil Beerman? Is long tradition, jelly persons are being handed from son to father for centuries back in Old Country of Beeristan!

Now let me perform Lil Beerman dance of joy.

Put hand on hip like so, stick out belly until look like pregnant mountain duck, twirl around own axis, get up from floor after getting dizzy, jump up in air with grace of concrete highway brigde column, fall to floor exhausted, raise left leg to let go off mighty wind....

I hope you enjoy Lil Beerman dance, is special just for Beerman King, Brewmaster Extraordinaire.

Please, do point me to direction of next hospital, contractions are starting...

With a blinding flash of blue Lil Beerman is driven away in an ambulance to be the first man to give birth to a cucumber tree!

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 9, 2006 10:43 AM by Pardus ]

23. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Boy, you are truly make Father proud......I am now knowing who is Son #1.....I am blush with hopes and prides. Now go get me beer.

24. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Beer? I have better.. Directly from own still up in high mountain where police never go...

Hands Beerman a wooden cup filled with a greenish liquid that bubbles smokes suspiciously

Is called 'Hurggha' which means in old language 'I can't see but does not matter, because colours are very pretty now...'

25. Posted by mtlchica (Respected Member 922 posts) 10y

Better late than never.....


Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Beerman! Happy Birthday to you!

And many moooooooooooooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

Hope the birthday fairies came through for you this year! :)

26. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

"Hurggha" is yes? Well, I am try......although I am not having confidence in effect of drink other than beerrrrrrr.....rrrrr.......bbbuuuuuuu.......rrrrr....brewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........ooohhhh, is good Son #1, I am not myself anymore, you are not myself anymore, coo-coo cachoo.....

27. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Thank you Miss Susanna and Miss are making songs like angels.........I am blush

28. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Now that l have forgiven your oversight Kris - l hope you had a lovely wonderful June 7th, l hope the edges of the day were tinged blurry with beer and all your wishes came true;)

Lots of Love


29. Posted by steff (Travel Guru 1160 posts) 10y

Beerman, I'm sorry for being late with my birthday wishes but I hope you had an absolutely great day
All the best from Australia,


30. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

Hey Kris, Happy belated Birthday !! Hope you had a great one and were spoiled rotton.