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131. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Better to be an asshole than a whole ass.

132. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

if a bird shits on your head,
never ever take her out again

133. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smart one...

Has that one been posted already? Too lazy to look...

134. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

Who wants to buy the cow, when they can have the milk for free!

erm~ curtesy of mum.

135. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

never drink drive - i've tried it and it tastes bloody horrible

136. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting coco-chloe

Who wants to buy the cow, when they can have the milk for free!

erm~ curtesy of mum.

I think that one comes in the "Mom Handbook". If you have a daughter, make sure to use these words of wisdom... Yeah - like that works...

137. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

My dad's words of wisdom...

Never join the Navy - all the sailors want to do is "ride the Waves".

138. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting coco-chloe

Who wants to buy the cow, when they can have the milk for free!

erm~ curtesy of mum.

I think that one comes in the "Mom Handbook". If you have a daughter, make sure to use these words of wisdom... Yeah - like that works...

Deja vu! :) I swear I have seen this before....and just remember coco....You don't have to buy the pig for one lil' sausage ;)

139. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Measure twice and cut once.

KISS
Keep It Simple Stupid

140. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Denial is not a river in Egypt.

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