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141. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting coco-chloe

Who wants to buy the cow, when they can have the milk for free!

erm~ curtesy of mum.

I think that one comes in the "Mom Handbook". If you have a daughter, make sure to use these words of wisdom... Yeah - like that works...

Deja vu! :) I swear I have seen this before....and just remember coco....You don't have to buy the pig for one lil' sausage ;)

Ha ha! Thanks for making me laugh. A lil sausage. I never heard that one.

142. Posted by me.da (Full Member 96 posts) 10y

Wine: drink which leads you to believe that people are actually laughing with you.

143. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Marrage - like prison but you don't get time off for good behaviour

144. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

To be or not to be??? That, my saucy little friends, is the question.

145. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Never count your chickens until they have hatched

146. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

If you can lie on the ground without having to hold on to anything then you're not drunk!

147. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Never attempt to gain promotion on the TP website.

148. Posted by Jennifer G (Budding Member 725 posts) 10y

never trust a man who carry more than 1 mobile phone

149. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Never carry more than one mobile phone.

150. Posted by Jennifer G (Budding Member 725 posts) 10y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Never carry more than one mobile phone.

so, can I trust you then?

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