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181. Posted by Jase007 (Respected Member 8870 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

no it doesn't, try again

182. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

.....to have fun

183. Posted by djiboutici (Full Member 465 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Good things come to those who wait...;)

184. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Here's the meaning of life: (according to Monty Python)

[the End Of The Film]
Lady Presenter: Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life.
[Receives an envelope]
Lady Presenter: Thank you, Brigitte.
[Opens envelope, reads what's inside]
Lady Presenter: M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their f***ing arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.

[ Edit: Edited at Sep 1, 2006 6:57 AM by Pardus ]

185. Posted by djiboutici (Full Member 465 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Pls no Obscenities Pardus:(

186. Posted by Jennifer G (Budding Member 725 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Men's best friend, Not dog but another Man

187. Posted by Jase007 (Respected Member 8870 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Age is just a number

188. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Jase007

The meaning of life is ......

Accept that there are powers greater than you in the universe. Give others the same respect that you would like to receive. That's it.

189. Posted by Jase007 (Respected Member 8870 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Quoting mikeyBoab

Quoting Jase007

The meaning of life is ......

Accept that there are powers greater than you in the universe. Give others the same respect that you would like to receive. That's it.

Not too bad, but not right

190. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

OK, I give up.