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21. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

'Life is an illusion due to the lack of alcohol'

22. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

"Reality is for people who cannot handle drugs"

23. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

"There are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know that we don't know."

Donald Rumsfeld, trying to clarify "The War on Terrorism", during a Pentagon briefing.

24. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

"Listen, I want to thank leaders of the - in the faith - faith-based and community-based community for being here."

_ George W. Bush

25. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Have you got some tissues?

-my mum

26. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

"If you get into trouble, don't call home"

My Dad when I was 10 and I never have

27. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

My Dad always said:

"If ever you need us, no matter where you are or what time it is, just call".

So I did once (I missed the last bus) and got the silent treatment for 2 days. That learned me.

28. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

ha ha, Another of my Dads was

"No one on their death bed ever regrets things they have done, just those they didn't"

29. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

"There are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know that we don't know."

Donald Rumsfeld, trying to clarify "The War on Terrorism", during a Pentagon briefing.

But..it is all so crystal clear!
;)

30. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

A plan ti save airlines from going Bankrupt

Replace all female flight attendants with some
good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten
old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so
what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the
alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the
cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this
country
would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and
the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still
have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

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