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41. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Todays f*ck-up is tomorrows overtime

Ciaos is cash

These are two rules when contracting

42. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

What the hell is Jase007 doing responding to a thread titled, "Words of Wisdom"

43. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting james

What the hell is Jase007 doing responding to a thread titled, "Words of Wisdom"

I would like to point out that i'm not reponding to the thread - I started it !!!

Now since the only wise person ever to come out of australia was Mick Doohan (aka God), what is James doing here ????? ;)

44. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting james

What the hell is Jase007 doing responding to a thread titled, "Words of Wisdom"

I would like to point out that i'm not reponding to the thread - I started it !!!

Now since the only wise person ever to come out of australia was Mick Doohan (aka God), what is James doing here ????? ;)

You mean that cross dressing bike rider?

45. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting james

Quoting Jase007

Quoting james

What the hell is Jase007 doing responding to a thread titled, "Words of Wisdom"

I would like to point out that i'm not reponding to the thread - I started it !!!

Now since the only wise person ever to come out of australia was Mick Doohan (aka God), what is James doing here ????? ;)

You mean that cross dressing bike rider?

Wayne Rainey I think your talking about or would it the poofs driving the gay commadores

46. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-- Gracie Allen

47. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin
next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love
you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks
"Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, you tart, I'm married!'"

Broken furniture $85.26
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Red Rose bud $3.00
Two Aspirins $0.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless...

48. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

This is a true story.

I was chatting with my mum and my little sister who was 18 at the time that our saga takes place. My mum mentioned that she was going to a particular hardware store. I said "No, go to this other one, it's much better". She said "What did you go there for?" "Carpet tacks" I replied.

At this point, my sister sighed loudly and said "That's ridiculous. They tax everything in this country."

That really happened . . .

49. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Apparently, my Dad thinks "Be nice" is the epitome of wisdom. That's his answer for anything remotely controversial or disconcerting that comes out of mine of my sister's mouth.

"Dad, why do you-"
"Be nice."
"But you're not listening-"
"Now, now. Be nice."

50. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Spike Milligan

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