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51. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

While in high school, whenever I would have a date, the boy always had to come in a say hello. Without fail, as we would be leaving, my mother would always say: "Remember the cow." It was her shorthand for "Why buy the cow when the milk was free." It was also her pat answer for any question about sex.

52. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

"Liquor than beer you've nothing to fear, Beer and then liquor you've never been sicker"

Or is it the other way round?

53. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

No your right Clarabell. But who can really count which is which.

54. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Join the Army - visit exotic places and meet interesting people. Then shoot them.

55. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Never run with scissors.

56. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

57. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

Showing up is half the battle.

58. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Why do something today, when some other poor sap will do it tomorrow

59. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increas es when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

60. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

never give work your mobile number or they will use it (even if you're on holiday in africa)

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