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61. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Never shit on your own doorstep

62. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Everybody wants to go to heaven. Nobody wants to die.

63. Posted by Jennifer G (Budding Member 725 posts) 10y

No Beer after Durian

64. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

"I am an expert on electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
WC Fields

65. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

66. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 10y

never give work your mobile number or they will use it (even if you're on holiday in africa)

Ah yes, 10days in Morrocco, and 17calls from colleagues and 8 from customers (given number by happy colleagues) amongst other cr*p. Why do you think i "lost" my phone when in China....?

As for words of wisdom...

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... (Sir Norman Wisdom)

Having, erm, relations with sheep near to an electric fence is a hugely wasteful unless the mint sauce is handy.

Always remember that the light at the end of the tunnel is an onrushing train

67. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

If in doubt, don't.

68. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

That is always the rule of thumb I use when cleaning out the fridge.. "when in doubt, throw it out".

69. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

And I learned this one in school..

"No romance, without the finance."

Brilliant~

70. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

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