Break into the headquarters of a multi-national corporation, log into their computer system using the highest possible security clearance, access details of everything that has ever taken place within the company to find out where the staff canteen is located and take something to eat.
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Have people pay you for not singing on the bus :-)
Sign up for the army, lots of travel nowdays
Urinate into old perfume bottles and pass them off as the real thing on the street for a tenner
Sell London bridge to the americans
Set up a clinic and offer low priced breast examinations.
Sell an American bridge to the Londoners.
sell the scots the north sea (once the oil's gone)