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1. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

I can see Beerman going round Hollywood Boulevard muttering things like 'Yarr, she blows...' and 'Tis a fine vessel..'

http://www.eonline.com/Reviews/Movies/Megaplex/Column/060621c.html

2. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

And he'll be singing:

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even hijack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

3. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

So Isa, does this mean you the ships wench ? ;)

4. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

So Isa, does this mean you the ships wench ? ;)

Ah, no!!! I am the Pirate Queen. But, if you care to join the crew, I'm sure we can find a nice frock for you and some rum to serve...

5. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

So Isa, does this mean you the ships wench ? ;)

Ah, no!!! I am the Pirate Queen. But, if you care to join the crew, I'm sure we can find a nice frock for you and some rum to serve...

I thought Hein was up for that Queen job ;)

1st mate sounds a better one for me - in charge of the booze

6. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

1st mate sounds a better one for me - in charge of the booze

I thought the job of 1st mate was to ensure that every whim of the capitan was catered for..............

7. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

1st mate sounds a better one for me - in charge of the booze

I thought the job of 1st mate was to ensure that every whim of the capitan was catered for..............

No, it's to hand out the daily rum ration.
You seem concerned that you might not have a position , so you can always have the position of Cabin Lass ;).

8. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Ah, no!!! I am the Pirate Queen. But, if you care to join the crew, I'm sure we can find a nice frock for you and some rum to serve...

I thought Hein was up for that Queen job ;)

1st mate sounds a better one for me - in charge of the booze

We'll just have to see who looks better in that frock.... ;)

And, the ship will not be stocked exclusively with Guinness! Your talents at making martinis and pouring a decent rum will have to be demostrated before the keys to the liquor hold are handed over. Yo-ho!

9. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

I would never stock the bar exclusively with Guinness,
We will have Guinness, Rum, Martini, Baylies and Tequila !!!!

10. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

So whats the job description for a CABIN LASS then? Dont want to sign any contractual agreements that bind me into summat that involves getting my hands dirty!!!

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