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11. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

So whats the job description for a CABIN LASS then? Dont want to sign any contractual agreements that bind me into summat that involves getting my hands dirty!!!

Hands are the least of the things that would be getting dirty ;), but we'll get you gloves anyway

[ Edit: Edited at Jun 26, 2006 9:27 AM by Jase007 ]

12. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

So whats the job description for a CABIN LASS then? Dont want to sign any contractual agreements that bind me into summat that involves getting my hands dirty!!!

Oooohhh, someone who doesn't know what a "cabin lass" does... Well, just set an empty tankard on the night stand for any tips you might receive. In between, there's the mopping up - but you get a mop for that so your hands won't get too dirty and probably won't break any nails.

I do think there's an opening for an assistant to the Queen... Much cleaner work and no need for the tankard next to the bed. (Keep in mind, this is a pirate ship.)

13. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

...but I don't want to be an impersonator....I just want my own ship....with the wide blue ocean ahead....a strong wind in the mainsail.......Queen at me side......Jason doing the mopping.........

....And we'll SING.............

14. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Purdy

So whats the job description for a CABIN LASS then? Dont want to sign any contractual agreements that bind me into summat that involves getting my hands dirty!!!

Oooohhh, someone who doesn't know what a "cabin lass" does... Well, just set an empty tankard on the night stand for any tips you might receive. In between, there's the mopping up - but you get a mop for that so your hands won't get too dirty and probably won't break any nails.

I do think there's an opening for an assistant to the Queen... Much cleaner work and no need for the tankard next to the bed. (Keep in mind, this is a pirate ship.)

Oh can l apply for the Queens assistant - l dont wanna wait on tips after an evening of work - does the assitant get to wear a tarty dress and does she have a parrot?

15. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

Oh can l apply for the Queens assistant - l dont wanna wait on tips after an evening of work - does the assitant get to wear a tarty dress and does she have a parrot?

Yup - you can apply and the tarty dress is a must. Even Jase gets a tarty dress. I'm afraid you'll have to bring your own parrot as they are very picky about thier owns. Nothing worse than having a disgruntled talking bird nipping someone's ear off during a night of drunkenness and debauchery. It's just messy.

16. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Beerman's a pirate and Isa's a wench? That'll teach me to take a 4-day weekend.

17. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Beerman's a pirate and Isa's a wench? That'll teach me to take a 4-day weekend.

Beerman's a Pirate Capt., I'm the Pirate Queen, Jase is the wench and Purdy is the Queen's assistant. That's what you get for taking a 4-day weekend... There are lots of positions still available.

18. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Can I be the mysterious stowaway? I'll be the one who steals food in the night and drives the Pirate Captain to tearing out clumps of chesthair in frustration...

19. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Can I be the mysterious stowaway? I'll be the one who steals food in the night and drives the Pirate Captain to tearing out clumps of chesthair in frustration...

If that's what you really want to do - sure!

20. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

I'd like to point out that I'm a bloody expensive wench

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