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131. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

Quoting Purdy

Mikey hasnt climbed back up the flagpole and he and nurse hottie and playing doctors & nurses.

Oh really?
Mikey honey? I'd like to see you in my office for a minute....

The King and I would like to see noth of you in our office immediately!!!

132. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Oh, like there has never been sex on a pirate ship before...:P

133. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

Oh, like there has never been sex on a pirate ship before...:P

Not without either one being tied up or some form of money changing hands .

Now, Purdy, i've managed to find a nice new whip just for you, and all the Tetley (Tea not bitter) will not be thown over board. What would we do if we couldn't have a cup of tea before battle !!!!
The dancing girls have been hidden away,oh, I mean put back to land as requested

Captian Beerman - all the drinks are now being served with straws as per your wishes (I got the bends ones).

134. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

The stowaway is having a bad Monday - and it's only quarter after 9! The alcohol stock once again mysteriously declined and the dancing girls have been outed from their hiding place under the gallow stairs.

I'd scream "women overboard" but my mouh is full of someone's delicious chocolate turtles. Yum.

135. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Cupcake

Oh, like there has never been sex on a pirate ship before...:P

Not without either one being tied up or some form of money changing hands .

And that is unusual, HOW? ;).....I'll be back, I have to go kick T's ass and get my chocolates back..............

136. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Jase swwops down and rescues the two dancers, hids them under his bed and frames CC for the theft of the stores chocolates and Tway the missing booze.

137. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

So who's for the first crack of my nice new whip - it needs broken in!!

Jase - put those girls back where you found them - if you carry on picking them up at this rate the ship will be overflowing with them from all our pillaging ports of call.

138. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

So who's for the first crack of my nice new whip - it needs broken in!!

Jase - put those girls back where you found them - if you carry on picking them up at this rate the ship will be overflowing with them from all our pillaging ports of call.

Do I have to? thats not fair I need one per day ;)

139. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Ahh....so Mikey's been messing with hottie nurse Knightly has he....would the good monarchs be so kind as to send him to the doctor's office for a checkup after they're done ?....the witch doctor goes to prepare his surgical tools

140. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Q - you want me to whip good and hard first? Ive got my new whip to break in! (Its got a pearl handle y'know!)

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